Friends S01E14 (有声读物)歌词-英语听力

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Ross she wants you

We just live in the same building

Any contact She lent me an egg

You're in Right

Hey Ross

Come on Get back in the game

The Rachel thing isn't happening your ex wife's a lesbian

I don't think we need a third

Could we get an egg still in the shell

An egg

I think it's winning

Thank you Thank you Here

Go with the egg my friend

Go go go

Think it'll work No way It's suicide

The One With The Candy Hearts

You can't do this Do what

Roger wants to take her out No Remember why you dumped him

Because he was creepy

And mean And frightening

Still it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day

You can go out with a creep any night

I know I do

What are you doing tomorrow night That depends on how tonight goes

About tonight Don't you bail on me

But her friend sounds like a Pathetic mess I know but

Come on She's needy vulnerable

I'm thinking

Thanks

You haven't been out with a woman since Janice You're doing this

She said yes Way to go man

Still got the egg huh

How do I look

I don't care

There's Lorraine

No trading You get the pretty one I get the mess

Hi Joey

Well well Look what you brought

Very nice

And what did you bring

She's checking her coat

I'm gonna wash the cab smell off of my hands

Get me a white zinfandel and a glass of red for Janice

Janice

Janice

God

Hey it's Janice

Okay I'm making a break for it

I've been waiting for like forever to go out with Lorraine

Just calm down Calm down

You set me up with a woman I've dumped twice in the last five months

Can you stop yelling You're making me nervous and

I can't go when I'm nervous

I'm sorry you're right

Come on Do it do it

Roger was creepy but he was nothing compared to Pete

Who Pete the Weeper

The guy that used to cry every time we had ***

Was it good for you

I win I win

We went out for two months I didn't win once

How do we end up with these jerks

We're some kind of magnets

I know I am That's why I can't wear a digital watch

There's more beer right

You know my friend who shaves her head

No No

I have this friend who shaves her head

She says to break the bad boyfriend cycle

You can do a cleansing ritual

Pheebs this woman is voluntarily bald

Yeah

We can do it tomorrow night

It's Valentine's Day It's perfect

Okay what kind of ritual

We can burn the stuff they gave us

Or

Or we can chant and dance around naked with sticks

Burning's good

You know

I can pick up quarters with my toes

Yeah Good for you

Quarters or rolls of quarters

By the way I cut you out of all of my pictures

That's okay

You could make little puppets out of them

And you could use them in your Theater of Cruelty

We can't do that What What can't you do

Can I talk to you for a second Over there

We might be leaving now

Tell me it's you and me we

She wants to slather my body with stuff and lick it off

I'm not even sure what slathering is

But I definitely want to be a part of it

Okay you cannot do this to me

You're right I'm sorry

Can we have three chocolate mousses to go

I'm out of here

Here's my credit card Dinner's on me

I hope she throws up on you

Thanks

So Just us

What a crappy night

I have enjoyed the fact

That your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper

Excuse me

How you doing

So do we have the best friends or what

Joey's not a friend He's

A stupid man who left us his credit card

Another drink Dessert A big screen TV

I'll have a drink Got it Good woman

A bottle of overpriced champagne Each

That's right each And a rob roy

I've always wanted to know

Happy Valentine's Day

Oh I miss you already

Can you believe this happened No no

And yet it did

Goodbye Janice kiss me

Oh Chandler Sorry

Oh Chandler Sorry

Hey Janice Hi Monica

Well this was very special

Rach come see who's out here

What's going on Oh my God

Janice Hi

Janice is gonna go away now

I'll be right back

Joey Look who it is

Good Joey's home

This is so much fun

This is like a reunion in the hall

Ross there's someone I want you to say hi to

He happened to call

Hi Ross That's right it's me How did you know

So if dogs experience jet lag

Because of the seven dog years to one human year thing

When a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles

He doesn't just lose three hours he loses a week and a half

That's funny

They should be cooking the food soon

Oh good oh

Who are they

The blond is my ex wife The woman touching her is her

Close personal friend

They're lovers lf you want to put a label on it

Anything else I should know Nope That's it

Oh and she's pregnant with my baby

I always forget that part

Hello Hello

Now we need sage branches and the sacramental wine

All I had is oregano and a Fresca

That's okay

Now we need the semen of a righteous man

If we had that we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place

Can we start throwing things in Yeah okay

Okay Barry's letters

Adam Ritter's boxer shorts

A picture of Scotty Jared naked Let me see

He's wearing a sweater No

Whose MCl card is that Mine Shoot

Okay and here we have the last of Paolo's grappa

Wait isn't it almost pure

How can I dump this woman on Valentine's Day

I don't know You dumped her on New Year's

In my next life I'm coming back as a toilet brush

Hello funny valentine

Hi just Janice

Hello Joey our little matchmaker

I could just kiss you all over and I'm gonna

If you don't do it I will

So are you actually from New York Not originally I'm from

You said they'd shoot it without you I thought they could

The maxi pads were a piece of cake Mini pads should be that much easier

It's Valentine's Day I know but it's my job

I'll try to get back as soon as I can

I'm spending most of my time teaching science

Which is funny because that wasn't even my major

Now that is funny

Do you think it would be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us

Because she's alone now And pregnant And sad

I guess Are you sure Carol

Wanna join us No I'm fine

Come on These people will scooch down

You guys will scooch won't you Let's try scooching Come on

Come on Thank you

IKristen Riggs this is Carol Willick Carol Kristen

How do you do Carol teaches sixth grade

And Kristen

IKristen does something

That funnily enough

Wasn't even her major

Thanks for coming over Not at all It's pretty much our job

That's why we get the cool hats

What do we got there A piece of sik boxer shorts

A half charred picture of

That guy's hairier than the chief

It's a really funny story how this happened

I was taking out the trash and Phoebe was burning incense

It's all right

This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire we've seen get out of control

Third one tonight Really

Valentine's is our busiest night of the year

Next time you're burning your ex boyfriend's stuff：

One do it in a well ventilated area

Two if you wanna burn his clothing stay away from synthetic fabrics

Three try to let go of the anger and learn to love yourself

I brought you something ls it loaded

Oh little candy hearts Chan and Jan Forever

I had them made special

Okay Janice ok

Hey Janice

There's no way to tell you this

At least there's no new way

That's fine

It is It is

Because I know that this isn't the end

You see actually it is

No because you won't let that happen

Don't you know it yet

You love me Chandler Bing

Oh no I don't

Why do we keep ending up together New Year's who invited who

Valentine's who asked who into bed I did but

You seek me out

Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn

Janice Janice

You push me away you pull me back

You want me You need me

You can't live without me And you know it

You just don't know you know it

See

Call me

It's not true I never called your mother a wolverine

You did so I swear to

How long has she been in the bathroom

She isn't in the bathroom Her coat's gone

Well maybe it's cold in there

I screwed up my first date in nine years

That could be it Oh God

You know this is still pretty hot

Mushroom

Smile

They won't all be like this Some might stay through dinner

I'm sorry That's not funny It's just

You know the whole get on with your life thing

Well do I have to

I'm sitting here with this cute woman

And she's perfectly nice but that

That's it

Then I'm here talking to you and it's easy and it's fun

And I don't have to

I know You know

Here's a wacky thought

Let's say you and I give it another shot

I know what you're gonna say You're a lesbian

But what do you say we just put that aside for now

Let's just stick a pin in it

Because we're great together You can't deny it

I've got a ring at home that fits you

I've got lots of pictures with both of us in them

And best of all you're carrying my baby

I mean how perfect is that Ross

You keep saying that but there's something right here I love you

I love you too

But No but

You know that thing we put over here with the pin in it

It's time to take the pin out

You'll find someone The right woman is waiting for you

All you need is a woman who likes men and you'll be set

Not her

So you guys really slide down a pole

Absolutely That's so cool

How do you get back up

Well we rarely have to return from a fire as quickly

So would you guys

Would you like to sometime maybe

Go for a drink sometime

Sure sounds good

We get off at midnight We'll pick you up then

Okay Great

So will you bring the truck

I'll even let you ring the bell

We'll see you later Bye See you later

Oh my God

See There you go The cleansing worked

You're right They're nice guys

They're firemen guys

Tell them you're married No My girlfriend doesn't even know