笨小笨By Jeeves歌词由Andrew Lloyd Webber&By Jeeves 1996 Original London Cast演唱，出自专辑《By Jeeves -The Alan Ayckbourn And Andrew Lloyd Webber Musical (Original London Cast 1996)》，下面是《By Jeeves》完整版歌词！
By Jeeves歌词完整版
词：Alan Ayckbourn
曲：Andrew Lloyd Webber
BERTIE：It is patently clear
Any awkwardness here
Can be cleared up in less than a trice
Our identity switch
Who is who which is which
We're in need of some solid advice
There's a painfully simple solution
It's as plain as the nose on your face
BINGO：By gad
GUSSIE：By gosh
BINGO：By heck
GUSSIE：By gum
BINGO：By rabbit's foot
GUSSIE：By kingdom come
BERTIE：By all my sainted aunt believes
BINGO：By George
GUSSIE：By Jove
ALL：By Jeeves
When we're faced with the grind
Of exerting the mind
We are filled with a deep sense of dread
BERTIE："How on earth"I hear cries
"Does one give exercise
To a thing that's in bed in your head"
BINGO：What we need is a free range consultant
GUSSIE：Where on earth do you find one of those
BERTIE：By hook By crook
BINGO：By way By pass
GUSSIE：By sea By air
BERTIE：By road
BINGO：By grass
GUSSIE：By seven dwarves
BERTIE：By forty thieves
ALL：By George By Jove By Jeeves
BERTIE：By shuttlecock
GUSSIE：By croquet hoop
BINGO：By Panama
BERTIE：By Windsor soup
GUSSIE：By all those cards tucked up his sleeves
ALL：By George By Jove By Jeeves
Our collective I.Q.
Of around 42
Cannot cope to be perfectly frank
All true leaders of men
Delegate now and then
Try to keep their minds totally blank
To appreciate loftier matters
BINGO：Things that mostly go over my head
BERTIE：By derby day
GUSSIE：By nursery tea
BINGO：By moose
BERTIE：By spoons
GUSSIE：By half past three
BINGO：By every tender breast that heaves
ALL：By George By Jove By Jeeves
BERTIE：By marmalade
GUSSIE：By bowler hat
BINGO：By toothpaste tube
BERTIE：By Burmese cat
GUSSIE：By baby newts
BINGO：By autumn leaves
ALL：By George By Jove By Jeeves
Behold how Jeeves with sleight of hand
Conceives a scheme so carefully planned
Even we can understand
If he takes it terribly slow -ly
BERTIE：By Basingstoke
BINGO：By cardboard box
GUSSIE：By Budge's knees
BERTIE：By Bassett's socks
BINGO：By each that conjuror deceives
ALL：By George By Jove By Jeeves
BERTIE：By jumping jack
GUSSIE：By easy chair
BINGO：By Bain Marie
BERTIE：By Camembert
GUSSIE：By every fruit bat in the eaves
ALL：By George By Jove By Jeeves
BINGO：By walking boot
GUSSIE：By thermal drawers
BERTIE：By canapes
BINGO：By Santa Claus
GUSSIE：By all his mighty brain achieves
BERTIE：By every spell the master weaves
ALL：By heck By George By Jove By Jeeves
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