笨小笨Deadpool Rap (Acoustic Version)歌词由Brentwood Duo演唱，出自专辑《Deadpool Reloaded (More Music From The Motion Picture)》，下面是《Deadpool Rap (Acoustic Version)》完整版歌词！
Deadpool Rap (Acoustic Version)歌词完整版
Deadpool Rap (Acoustic) - Brentwood Duo
Written by：Mason Storm/Todd Andrew
Sexy motherf**ker
我是如此性感
Sexy motherf**ker
我是如此性感
They call me deadpool I'm hella fast
他们称我为死侍 我就是大名鼎鼎的死侍
Came to merc the bad guys and get some a**
我会除恶扬善 顺便再找一些美女
Got blades for days got guns galore
我会准备好刀枪棍棒 把弹药填满
Got combo moves evades and more
我会使出浑身解数 发出闪避和连击
With bear traps and hand grenades
我会布下陷阱 带上手榴弹
Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face
我会在你的面前拔出枪
Poppin off caps leave a trail of guts
当我扣下扳机时 我就会将你打得稀巴烂
Sittin' on my chair scratchin' my nuts
而我会坐在椅子上 嗑着瓜子 静静看着好戏上演
Listen up I got something to say
当我开枪后 一切都停不下来
That's right I run my mouth all day
我的嘴每天都停不下来
Step up take a blood bath
我会让这里血流成河
Now you're trying to run and it's making me laugh
现在你被我吓得屁滚尿流 让我笑掉了大牙
I move like a freakin' ninja
我就像一个无敌的忍者
Hand to hand you know I'll lead ya
我将会手把手 好好给你上一课
Got two swords now I'll avenge ya
我手上拿着双剑 复仇的时刻到了
I don't care if I offend ya
我并不在乎 我是否冒犯你了
All these b**ches are primadonas
但是这些混球都十分自大
I stuff my face with chimichangas
我的嘴里塞满了墨西哥煎饼
Tacos and beers always keepin' it loose
而我的玉米饼和啤酒总是会剩下
Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce
当我和你打成平手时 就给我一分钟 把它们都吃掉
I'm bout to take you all to school with guns and knives
我将带上刀和枪 好好给你们上一课
Deadpool
我就是大名鼎鼎的死侍
Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules I came for the tacos
我为了吃到玉米饼 不惜逗乐人们 打破规则
Deadpool
我就是大名鼎鼎的死侍
Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut
当我和美女一起玩耍时 我也会一展雄风
Deadpool
我就是大名鼎鼎的死侍
'Bout to throw down with all these fools so come and get some
我会放倒这些蠢货
Captain deadpool nah just deadpool
我就是大名鼎鼎的死侍
Merc with a mouth I can't die
我犀利的嘴遁就可以杀人
One foot in the grave
虽然我站在死亡的边缘
But I'm still alive
但我仍会化险为夷
Try to kill me I'll just revive
来尝试一下将我杀死吧 我还是会重生
Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes
我会对准你的头部 开上致命一枪
Hey goons thugs and bosses
恶棍们 你们听好了
Guess what I brought colossus
猜猜我给你们准备了什么礼物
Time's up better count your losses
你的死期到了 你最好列好你的遗嘱
Kickin' that a** as my girlfriend watches
我的女友们都看着我一展身手
Don't stop when I shoot full auto is on
当我开枪后 一切都停不下来
Your a** is grass and I'm mowin' the lawn
我会把你打得屁滚尿流
Hot lead to the head and I won't stop
我的怒火正旺 根本无法停下
What yo crew gonna do when I hack and chop
当我大开杀戒时 你们都会成为任我宰割的鱼肉
Run away you know that I'll chase
如果你要逃跑 我就会追赶着你
Every bad guy put them right in their place
每个坏蛋都不会觉得他们很坏
Revenge I'm gonna give you a taste
我将会复仇 让你尝尝苦头
I'm sexy as hell but I cover my face
我是如此的性感 但是我戴着面具
Where you gonna go to
你想要去哪里
Trying to hide but you know that I'll find you
你想要躲藏起来 但你知道 我会找到你的
Tippy toe sneakin' up behind you
我就在你的身后 蠢蠢欲动
I'm deadpool do I have to remind you
我想要提醒你一下 我就是大名鼎鼎的死侍
Regenerate because it's cool
我会重生再造 因为那样的感觉是多么的酷
Wanna fall off a ledge deadpool
我会闪亮登场 因为我就是大名鼎鼎的死侍
The crazy a** guards all lookin' to duel
这些疯狂的警卫都想和我决斗
So click click boom deadpool
让周围都喧腾起来吧 我就是大名鼎鼎的死侍
I don't believe in the golden rule
我并不相信那些所谓的金科玉律
I came to get laid deadpool
我就是来迷倒女士的 我就是大名鼎鼎的死侍
Note to the ladies I'm not a tool I'm a sexy motherf**ka
我就是万人迷 我并不是你玩弄的工具 我是如此性感
Sexy motherf**ka
我是如此性感
Sexy motherf**ka
我是如此性感
Sexy motherf**ka
我是如此性感
Sexy motherf**ka
我是如此性感
Deadpool
我就是大名鼎鼎的死侍
