笨小笨The Streak歌词由Dr. Demento&Ray Stevens演唱，出自专辑《Dr. Demento’s Country Corn》，下面是《The Streak》完整版歌词！
The Streak歌词完整版
Hello everyone this is your action news reporter with all the news
That is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket There
Seems to have been some disturbance here Pardon me sir did you see
What happened
Yeah I did I＇s standin＇ overe there by the tomaters and here he
Come running through the pole beans through the fruits and vegetables
Nekkid as a jay bird And I hollered over t＇ Ethel I said ＂Don＇t
Look Ethel ＂ But it＇s too late she＇d already been incensed
Here he comes look at that look at that
There he goes look at that look at that
And he ain＇t wearin＇ no clothes
Oh yes they call him the Streak
Look at that look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that look at that
He＇s just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin＇ give us a peek
Oh yes they call him the Streak
Look at that look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that look at that
If there＇s an audience to be found
He＇ll be streakin＇ around
Invitin＇ public critique
This is your action news reporter once again and we＇re here at the gas
Station Pardon me sir did you see what happened
Yeah I did I＇s just in here gettin my car checked he just appeared
Out of the traffic Come streakin＇ around the grease rack there didn＇t
Have nothin＇ on but a smile I looked in there and Ethel was gettin＇
Her a cold drink I hollered ＂Don＇t look Ethel ＂ But it was too
Late She＇d already been mooned Flashed her right there in front of
The shock absorbers
He ain＇t crude look at that look at that
He ain＇t lewd look at that look at that
He＇s just in the mood to run in the nude
Oh yes they call him the Streak
Look at that look at that
He likes to turn the other cheek
Look at that look at that
He＇s always makin＇ the news
Wearin＇ just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique
Once again your action news reporter in the booth at the gym covering
The disturbance at the basketball playoff Pardon me sir did you see
What happened
Yeah I did Half time I＇s just goin＇ down thar to get Ethel a snow
Cone And here he come right out of the cheap seats dribbling right
Down the middle of the court Didn＇t have on nothing but his PF＇s
Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand I hollered up
At Ethel I said ＂Don＇t look Ethel ＂ But it was too late She＇d
Already got a free shot Grandstandin＇ right there in front of the
Home team
Oh yes they call him the Streak
Here he comes again
Look at that look at that
The fastest thing on two feet
Ethel Is that you Ethel
Look at that look at that
What do you think you＇re
He＇s just as proud as he can be
Doin＇ You git your
Of his anatomy
Clothes on
He＇s gonna give us a peek
Oh yes they call him the Streak
Ethel Where you goin＇
He likes to show off his physique
Ethel you shameless
Hussy Say it isn＇t so
Look at that look at that
Ethel Ethelllllll
