笨小笨Call Me (Live)歌词由Allan Sherman演唱，出自专辑《My Name Is Allan (Not My Name Is Barbra Streisand)》，下面是《Call Me (Live)》完整版歌词！
Call Me (Live)歌词完整版
Call Me (Live) - Allan Sherman
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Call me Efrem Zimbalist
就叫我EfremZimbalist吧
Get me Bobby Kennedy
给我找个鲍比·肯尼迪
Then call Dave Ben-Gurion too
那就把戴夫·本·古里安也叫来
Then tell Carol Baker
那就告诉卡罗尔·贝克
I'm home now;
我现在在家；
Tell her Mastroianni sends
告诉她Mastroianni让她
Love from Rome now
来自罗马的爱
Then get Hank Mancini
然后去找汉克·曼奇尼
And tell him Fred Fellini is waiting;
告诉他弗莱德·费里尼在等他
Where the heck is the song
这首歌到底在哪里
Order Scotch and ice and then
点一杯加冰的威士忌
Ring up Barbra Streisand and
给芭芭拉·史翠珊打电话
Then set up a conference call
然后开个电话会议
With Sammy Davis
和SammyDavis一起
And Charles de Gaulle
还有夏尔·戴高乐
Call me Walter Cronkite
叫我沃特·克朗凯特吧
And tell him Nancy Dickerson said
告诉他南希·迪克森说过
That David Brinkley was wrong
大卫·布林克利是错的
Then get Conrad Hilton in Bombay;
然后去孟买找康拉德·希尔顿
Tell him Tuesday night
告诉他周二晚上
I want peaches flambe
我想要漂亮的桃子
Call Chief Justice Warren
给首席大法官沃伦打电话
And tell him
告诉他
Sophie Loren is worried;
索菲·罗兰很担心；
Is she married or not
她结婚了吗
Then call Arthur Schlesinger;
那就联系亚瑟·施莱辛格
No no send a messenger
派个信使来
With the saddest news of the bunch:
带来最悲伤的消息
Tell Lady Bird I'll
告诉伯德夫人我会
Be late for lunch
午饭迟到了
Dial up Liberace
联系我
And while up Joe Valachi
在乔·瓦拉奇的帮助下
And tell him Lucky sends his regards
告诉他Lucky向他问候
Find out where Onassis' barge is;
找出奥纳西斯的驳船所在的地方
Call him ship-to-shore
叫他船到岸
And reverse the charges
扭转局面
Locate Melvin Belli
找到梅尔文·贝利
And tell Mel One-Eye
告诉Mel独眼龙
Felli was scratched
Felli被抓伤了
By Princess Margaret's rose
用玛格丽特公主的玫瑰
Then call Lollabrigida
那就打电话给Lollabrigida
This week she's in Wichita
这周她在威奇托
And then when you reach Cary Grant
当你联系上加里·格兰特
Tell him I'd love to
告诉他我很乐意
But I just can't
可我做不到
