笨小笨My Wife Is On a Diet歌词由Leslie Sarony&Harry Hudson演唱，出自专辑《Charleston All Night! The Very Best Of》，下面是《My Wife Is On a Diet》完整版歌词！
My Wife Is On a Diet歌词完整版
My Wife Is On a Diet - Leslie Sarony
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What's the greatest problem now throughout the land
现在这片土地上最大的问题是什么
What's the only problem needs a helping hand
唯一的问题是什么需要援手
It isn't Philip Snowden or tax relief I find
我发现这不是菲利普·斯诺登或是减税
It's something more important now on everybody's mind
现在每个人心中都有更重要的事情
Just walk into any home today
今天随便走进一户人家
It's ten to one you'll hear each husband say
十比一你会听到每个丈夫说
My wife is on a diet and since she's on a diet
我老婆在减肥因为她在减肥
Home isn't home any more
家已不再是家
No gravy and potatoes just lettuce and tomatoes
没有肉汁和土豆只有莴苣和西红柿
Where are the pies I adore
我喜欢的派在哪里
Oh oh oh oh what a disgrace
多么可耻
I'm ashamed to look a grapefruit straight in the face
我羞于直视葡萄柚的脸
My wife is on a diet and since she's on a diet
我老婆在减肥因为她在减肥
I'm losing a pound every day
我的体重一天比一天轻
Monday grapefruit breakfast and for dinner
周一葡萄柚早餐和晚餐
And at night some orange juice
晚上喝点橙汁
Tuesday grapefruit boys I growing thinner
星期二我变得更瘦了
All my clothes are getting loose
我的衣服都脱了
Wednesday Thursday I feel satisfied
周三周四我感觉很满足
Then I change to coffee with grapefruit on the side
然后我改喝咖啡搭配葡萄柚
Friday till Sunday is more than I can stand
从周五到周日我已经忍无可忍
Before the eighteenth day I'll have a lily in my hand
在第十八天之前我会手里拿着一朵百合
My wife is on a diet and since she's on a diet
我老婆在减肥因为她在减肥
Home isn't home any more
家已不再是家
No gravy and potatoes just lettuce and tomatoes
没有肉汁和土豆只有莴苣和西红柿
Where are the pies I adore
我喜欢的派在哪里
Crabs and shrimps I must leave alone
螃蟹和小虾我必须独自离开
I'm the only lobster she'll allow in my home
我是她家唯一一只龙虾
My wife is on a diet and since she's on a diet
我老婆在减肥因为她在减肥
She's gaining a pound every day
她一天比一天胖
