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Friends S08E17 (口白)歌词完整版
Joey Are you in there
That's Rachel You have to talk to her
I can't Not after the other night It's too weird
Don't tell her I'm here
Don't eat that
Hey Hey Rachel
Is Joey here
I don't see him You No
Maybe he's in the sugar bowl Joey Nope
Well at least you make each other laugh
What's up I haven't seen him since he said
How he you know
I don't know I think he's avoiding me
Why is that bagel on the floor
We were playing a game Was Chandler naked
Sort of like a ring toss kind of situation
Sure What No No
All right listen If you see Joey will you just tell him that
Tell him I miss him
Okay Did you hear that Yeah That naked bagel game
Dude I don't know That's a pretty small hole
You've gotta talk to her I can't
You guys don't know what it's like to get shot down
I don't know what that's like
Until I was 25 I thought the response to I love you was Oh crap 25
No rejection
I got shot down at fat camp
Boy kids are mean when they're hungry
So what do I do
It's Rachel You're gonna never talk to her again
It's weird and it's awkward but you gotta at least try
Yeah okay
I forgot this was on your
We didn't play it
I'll look at your tea leaves and tell your fortune
You read tea leaves I've done it for years
I actually stopped because I was so accurate
And one of the great joys of life
Is its wondrous unpredictability you know
And also tea tends to give me the trots
Okay I'm done Read mine Okay
I see a ladder
Which can mean either a promotion or a violent death
I'm the head chef I can't get promoted
Who's next
I'm done Do mine
Okay
Oh Okay I see a circle
Which can either mean you're having a baby
Or you'll make a scientific discovery
Well I have been spending a lot of time in the lab
What does yours say Pheebs All right
Wow Yay
Oh I'm gonna meet a guy And really soon
He's gonna be the man of my dreams
Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night
Has anyone seen my shirt
It's a button down like a faded salmon color
You mean your pink shirt
Faded salmon color
No I haven't seen your pink shirt
I must have left it at Mona's I knew it
I'm sure you can get another one at Ann Taylor's
That's my favorite shirt I love it
Ask Mona to give it back
I don't know I could
We didn't really end things on good terms
If I went I'd be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do
Jump up my own a*s and die
Oh wait a second you guys
I've been seeing that guy everywhere I go
We take the same bus go to the same bookstore
Maybe he's the tea guy
Did you see that
He totally checked you out And he is so cute
Mine is a picture of the Village People What does that mean
Hi
Hey
Hi Hi
Tea gives Phoebe the trots
I thought Joey and l would be okay
But we don't know how to be together
By the way I've been meaning to say this
If you guys knew about this a heads up would have been nice
Just a little you know
Joey loves you Be prepared
Sorry Well for next time
It's tough but things will improve How do you know
What if it gets worse and worse
To the point where we can't be in the same room
I'm not great at the advice
Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment
Some cheese
Honey why is the Bruce Springsteen CD in the Cat Stevens case CD
If I can't find the right case I use the nearest one
Where is the Cat Stevens CD The James Taylor case CD
Where is that CD I'll save you time CD
Two hundred CDs not one of them in the right case 200CD
Okay No need to panic Deep breaths everyone
We'll just have to put the CDs in their right cases CD
If we do that we should come up with some kind of order CD
We have to talk this through
Oh my God you have such problems I feel so terrible for you
All right Okay I'm sorry
You're both focusing on this uncomfortable thing
Change the subject
Get him talking about something else
Yeah that makes sense
Maybe you need his advice on a work problem
I could do that Good
The Miami Vice soundtrack Really
They were just giving those away at the store
In exchange for money
Hey
I really don't know what to tell you
Maybe Joey could help you out with your big work problem
What Yeah Joey she's
Rachel's got this big work problem It is a head scratcher
Know what If we're gonna make dinner we're gonna have to leave
Yeah Joey maybe you could help her out
Okay Oh and you know what
While you're helping solve this problem
You might want to do something with your hands Like off the top of my head
Maybe put the CDs in their right cases CD
Here we go
So you have a big work problem
Yeah It's uh
Yeah it's uh
You know it's nothing
Okay
So I think I'm gonna take off
No wait Joey it is It's something It's
It's my boss
Yeah Yeah And uh
And my baby
Yeah
My boss wants to buy my baby
What Oh my God
I know I told you it's a really big problem
He wants to buy your baby Can you believe that
That's crazy That's what I told him
How did this even happen Well I'll tell you
See my boss and his wife they can't have children so
And then when we were at the Christmas party
He got drunk and said to me Rachel I want to buy your baby
When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby
I figured it was about maternity leave
Oh Yeah
Yeah that would have been a much simpler problem
Oh hello Oh it's you I see you everywhere
I'm Jim Jim Nelson
Hi Jim Jim Nelson I'm Phoebe Phoebe Buffay
We've seen each other a lot lately Yes
Maybe we'll see each other at dinner tomorrow Around 8:00
Well maybe we will
Mona
Okay if I were a salmon shirt where would I be
Upstream
D**n nobody's here for my good ones
I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt
It's okay No it's still wet
Let me get it out before it sets I have something you could wear
Here
I don't know if I want to wear a woman's shirt
That's a man's shirt Awfully pink
It's not pink
Honey we are so meant to be together
We both have the Annie soundtrack Honey both yours
Hey great advice on that Joey thing
The work problem lt was perfect
It felt like he was my friend
What problem did you say you have Oh that's not important
The point is I think everything's gonna be okay
May I help you
You think you can just buy my friend's baby
Isn't it funny how we kept meeting It's as if someone wants us together
Someone does Me
Witty banter Well done Good
Tell me a little bit about yourself Okay I'm a masseuse
And I used to work at this place Do you like to party
I like parties
You're wild aren't you
Yeah I guess A little Ain't no thing I'm wild too
So anyway
I've lived in New York somewhat wildly I guess
For well since I was 14 14
I'm sorry I'm staring
It's just that you have the most beautiful eyes
Oh stop it And your breasts
Okay
Look you're coming on a little strong
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt
The universe wants us to be together
Why don't we start over You can tell me about yourself
All right Okay
I write erotic novels
For children
What They're wildly unpopular
Oh my God
Also you might like to know I have a Ph D
Wow You do Yep A pretty huge
All right
Hey Joey honey listen
Thanks for talking to me yesterday It meant a lot
Not a problem Just so you know
That guy won't be bothering you about that baby thing anymore
What Let's just say I took care of it
Let's say more
Don't worry I told him very nicely：
You don't go buying people's babies So back off
What What
No no no
He doesn't want to buy my baby I made that up
What Why
So we would have something to talk about
And you couldn't think of anything else
You said your boss wants to buy your baby
You yelled at my boss I'll lose my job What am I gonna do
You could always sell your baby
I can't believe you brought my boss into it I'll be fired
You lied to me Well she told me to
Chandler has two copies of Annie
Oh my God
Ross Hello
What are you doing
Not touching myself if that makes anyone less uncomfortable
Okay then I'll call you
Morning You wanted to see me
Please come in Have a seat
Look Mr Zelner It's best I speak first
Yeah
Lee from Human Resources is here as a witness to our conversation
Oh God
If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby
I am sorry Okay
Last week when I asked you when your due date was
I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby
I want to be very clear
That I understand that it's your baby
And it is not mine to purchase
Well as long as we are clear about that
There it is
Not your regular cleaners I know
That creep goes there I had to find a new one
I have to find a new bank adult bookstore grocery store
What A new grocery store
The universe said I'd meet a nice guy I got that
When I get up there I'm gonna kick some a*s
You'll meet someone If I can meet a great guy so can you
Yeah we both can And we both will
You didn't have to come in You kidding
This is where they get out stains This is like Disneyland for me
I'm gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts
Excuse me I think you dropped
Wow What
Sorry You're just so incredibly beautiful
Well I'm sorry about that too But what are you gonna do
Don't think I'm crazy but I was meant to pick this up
Do you believe in that kind of thing A little
Now you're talking
Want to go for coffee I'd love to Let me tell my friend
An ink stain Can I watch how you get this out
She must have left
So What happened It's all gonna be okay
They're so happy I'm not suing I got an extra month paid maternity leave
So long as I understand the money should not be construed
As a down payment on this or any other child
Ralph Lauren is going out of their way
To show they're not in the baby buying business
Give us a minute Kicking me out of my living room
Yeah
I'll be in there
I'm sorry I lied to you I was just trying to make things
I know I know
It kind of worked
I don't know about you but I haven't thought about our thing
Yeah you're right
Yeah It's kind of been like us again a little bit
Yeah I know I've missed that Me too
I haven't thought about how I put myself out there
And said that stuff How you didn't feel the same
And how it was really awkward
My gynecologist tried to kill me
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Hi listen Come here Come
I'm so so sorry about yesterday
But what did I tell you about leaving your key outside the door like that
I mean you're lucky it was me and not someone else
I guess lucky is too strong a word
Anyway Mona I'm really really sorry It's just
Listen you don't have to apologize I understand why you were there
You do Yeah You still have feelings for me
To be honest I still have feelings for you
I wish we could work it out but we can't
It's too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby I just
It just wasn't meant to be
Oh God You're right
Ross we have to be strong
Okay I'm gonna go
Can I To remember you
No
