笨小笨Master of the House (Single Version)歌词由Sasha Baron Cohen&Helena Bonham Carter&Les Misérables Cast演唱，出自专辑《Les Misérables (The Motion Picture Soundtrack) [Deluxe Edition] (悲惨世界（电影原声带）[豪华版])》，下面是《Master of the House (Single Version)》完整版歌词！
Master of the House (Single Version)歌词完整版
Master of the House - Sasha Baron Cohen/Helena Bonham Carter/Les Misérables Cast
My band of soaks my den of dissolute's
浸湿的绷带，放纵的穴位
My dirty jokes my always pissed as newts
我的小玩笑，我总是像笨蛋一样醉醺醺的
My sons of whores spend there lives in my inn
我的儿子们一直在我的酒馆里
Homing pigeons homing in
家猪也归圈了
They fly through my doors
他们在我的门上狂欢
And they crawl out on all fours
他们在地上匍匐
Welcome Monsieur sit yourself down
欢迎到来，Monsieur，随意坐
And meet the best innkeeper in town
你会遇见镇上最好的酒馆主
As for the rest all of 'em crooks:
剩下的全是坏蛋
Rooking their guests and crooking the books
用书骗取顾客钱财
Seldom do you see
你几乎很少见
Honest men like me
像我这样的老实人
A gent of good intent
目的单纯，心甘情愿
Who's content to be
做一个像绅士一样的人
Master of the house doling out the charm
房子的主人，散发魅力
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
准备好了握手和拥抱
Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir
讲一个段子总能让人笑开怀
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
顾客们无上感激
Glad to do a friend a favor
乐于助人
Doesn't cost me to be nice
让我变得很友好
But nothing gets you nothing
一事无成
Everything has got a little price
万物都有代价
Master of the house keeper of the zoo
房子的主人是动物园管理者
Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
准备好给他们钱
Watering the wine making up the weight
喝点酒，增加体重
Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight
当他们醉醺醺的时候收起他们的小饰品
Everybody loves a landlord
每个人都爱店主
Everybody's bosom friend
每个人都很友好
I do whatever pleases
我愿意干任何让人愉悦的事情
Jesus Won't I bleed 'em in the end
上帝，我不想结束
Master of the house quick to catch yer eye
房子的主人，闭上你的眼
Never wants a passerby to pass him by
不要想路过的行人
Servant to the poor butler to the great
贫穷的追随者，伟大的男管家
Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate
安慰者，哲学家，人生伴侣
Everybody's boon companion
每个人都想得到陪伴
Everybody's chaperone
每个人都是监护人
But lock up your valises
收拾好你的行李箱
Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone
上帝，我不能过于露骨地评判你
Food beyond compare Food beyond belief
无须比较的食物，难以置信的食物
Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
混进绞肉机里，假装它是牛肉
Kidney of a horse liver of a cat
马腰子，猫肝脏
Filling up the sausages with this and that
把这些灌进香肠里
Residents are more than welcome
居民们非常欢迎
Bridal suite is occupied
通过合理的收费
Reasonable charges
新娘的服装被占用
Plus some little extras on the side
在一边加点额外的装饰
(Oh Santa )
圣诞老人
Charge 'em for the lice extra for the mice
收讨厌鬼的费用，额外的收费还有会奖旅游
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
百分之二的费用是因为看镜子两次
Here a little slice there a little cut
这里有薄片，那里有一些切好的
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
百分之三的费用是因为关闭窗户睡觉
When it comes to fixing prices
当制定价格时
There are a lot of tricks I knows
有好多我知道的票
How it all increases all them bits and pieces
怎么增加，就用切成小块或薄片的方式
Jesus It's amazing how it grows
上帝，增长的方式简直让人惊奇
Oh sorry love
对不起，亲爱的
Let's get something done about that
让我们开始完成
I used to dream that I would meet a prince
我过去常常幻想自己会遇见王子
But God Almighty have you seen what's happened since
上帝，你看见在那之后发生什么了吗
Master of the house Isn't worth my spit
屋子的主人，这不值得我唾弃
Comforter philosopher' and lifelong sh*t
安慰者，哲学家，人生伴侣，不
Cunning little brain regular Voltaire
狡猾的想法，邪恶的东西
Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there
以为他是适合的恋人，其实不然
What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
自然地哄骗让我堕落成一个卑鄙的家伙
God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house
上帝知道我在这屋里和混蛋住了多久
Master of the house
房子的主人
Master and a half
房子一半的主人
Comforter philosopher
安慰者，哲学家
Don't make me laugh
别让我发笑
Servant to the poor butler to the great
贫穷的追随者，伟大的男管家
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate
伪君子，酗酒者
Everybody bless the landlord
每个人都是店主
Everybody bless his spouse
每个人都赢得配偶
Everybody raise a glass
每个人举杯欢庆
Raise it up the master's arse
高举店主
Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House
每个人在房东家举杯欢庆
