笨小笨Vizzini’s Song歌词由All Puppet Players演唱，出自专辑《The Parody Puppet Princess Bride》，下面是《Vizzini’s Song》完整版歌词！
Vizzini’s Song歌词完整版
It’s so simple, you fool! that all I have to do
Is divine from what I know of you and I will learn the truth!
Are you the sort of man who would dare poison his own drink?
Or IS that just the kind of thing that you’d think I would think?
Only a great fool would ever reach for what he’s given
So I cannot choose the wine in front of me and keep on livin’
Of course you must have known that I am not a dunce you see
So I clearly cannot choose the wine in front of you I do decree
Iocaine and criminals, they both hail from Australia
and you can never trust the truth that criminals might tell ya
Of course you would have known that I knew whence the powder came
So I cannot choose the wine in front of me I can proclaim!
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect
Wait till I get going! Where was I?
Australia
You somehow beat my giant so it seems you’re very strong
So the poison could be poured inside your cup there all along!
To best my Spaniard in a fight, you would have studied formal
And in your studies, you’d have learned that man is merely mortal
I know where the poison is, ha ha, you have been beat!
The cup I choose is… What in the world can that be?
What, where?
I could have sworn I saw something
No matter, let’s drink, it’ll be your final pour
I will drink from my glass, and you will drink from yours
You fool I can’t believe it, you fell for a classic blunder
I switched them when your back was turned, and now your days are numbered
Time to end this song with all these arbitrary rhymes
Never go against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!
Hahaha!
