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The Otter's Return
A thing my ex in college liked to do
Was spend a whole day at the zoo
I never really wanted to go
Hadn't learned that I could just say no
So I'm with her in a shitty mood
Just waiting for the day to conclude
See some otters in a depressing pit
But the otters they don't give a shit
Goofing around in this dinky stream
Acting like their life is a dream
That was where I wrote The Otter Song
It was kinda fun to sing along
Fast forward 2021
My band's trying to raise some funds
But what's an artist to do
When a fan commissions Otter Song 2?
A sequel wasn't her first thought
For the tune that she'd just bought
Thought a song about her kid would be neat
Apparently Zoe got cold feet
So her mom suggested I return
To that day when I was taciturn
And sing about the otters again
And maybe give the otters a new friend
A friend named Mike the Manatee
Though an otter's what he wants to be
I told her I would do my best
But there's a problem I must first address
Cuz the thing about your manatee
Is he's a creature of the sea
And rivers are where otters play
At least the ones I sang about that day
Yeah, river otters are the ones I cheer
They act drunk without the aid of beer
Whereas sea otters are nasty heels
Known to rape and murder baby seals
But songs are better than reality
So let's invent a river manatee
And give him some otter pals
Watch him frolick with otter guys and gals
Cuz here's a thing I've learned
From otter one and his return
While saying no's a thing you can
Sometimes it's better to say yes and
And baby when I die
I still wanna be an otter
