笨小笨Saints and Scholars歌词由Seamus Mckenna演唱，出自专辑《Odds and Sods》，下面是《Saints and Scholars》完整版歌词！
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In this land of saints and scholars, this land of Christian Brothers
we've some queer ideas about love and sex
We're not good with problems needing answers too complex
Black and white our ideas won't have to flex
And if you're a raped 14 year old, we'd rather try to save your soul
Not wonder, should you play a mother's role
Those atheists in Liverpool, will lift you from your hellhole
Not load you with murders title role
Isn't it great we seem to know what battles God wants fought
His parents, they could be auld Irish stock
With names like Joe and Mary, sure they could be from Kerry
In heaven we've already booked our slot
Our minders used give out bout the promiscuity of louts
Who went on Gay Pride marches in the town
You want marrage and you're gay, we don't want you anyway
We recommend you go to the USA
And if you're sick and dying and want to end it now
Zurich is the place without a doubt
We'd rather you'd be suffering, we'll pray whilst you are smothering
Ensuring that God's will is carried out
Alcohol is legal, being drunk is no real harm
Taxing that is something that is grand
If you want nasty other drugs, go to Amsterdam
They're illegal here, so criminals get the jam
We'll leave these awkward problems to be Johnny Foreigner's lot
When he meets God he'll have one hell of a shock
For all his fine solutions will have him on hell's block
That brimstone it's bound to burn real hot
Isn't it great we seem to know what battles God wants fought
His parents, they could be auld Irish stock
With names like Joe and Mary, sure they could be from Kerry
In heaven we've already booked our slot
But isn't it iniquitous, it really can't be right
That only those with funds can have respite
But what if God, if she exists, says we fought the wrong fights
She'll rain down retribution from an almighty height
She'll rain down retribution from a height
She'll rain down retribution from a height
