笨小笨The Humpty Dance歌词由Digital Underground演唱，出自专辑《Free Guy (Music from the Motion Picture)》，下面是《The Humpty Dance》完整版歌词！
The Humpty Dance歌词完整版
The Humpty Dance - Digital Underground
All right stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
好了，停下手边的事，我要开始了
The image and the style that ya used to
用你习惯了的画面和风格
I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see
让我看起来很滑稽，但我都是为了赚钱
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
所以世人们准备好接纳我吧
Now gather round I'm the new fool in town
现在都聚过来，我是这城市新来的傻瓜
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
我的说唱风格是地下音乐
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
我喝光了你架子上所有的轩尼诗
So just let me introduce myself
现在让我来介绍一下自己
My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty
我叫Humpty，听起来像Umpty
Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee
女士，正确发音是汉普提
And all the rappers in the top ten
所有排在前十的说唱歌手
Please allow me to bump thee
请允许我打破你们的记录
I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty
我爬得很高，像Humpty Dumpty一样
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
你们都会跌下来，当我的说唱音乐响起时
I like to rhyme I like my beats funky
我喜欢说唱，我喜欢流行的旋律
I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy
我很有活力，我喜欢喝燕麦粥
I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack
我厌倦了那些直白的匪帮说唱，老兄
But sometimes I get ridiculous
但有时我觉得很荒谬
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
我会吃掉你所有的咸饼干和甘草糖
Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish
那边的胖女孩过来，你是不是很难搞
Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny
我说你胖是因为我瘦得皮包骨
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
我从来都没闲下来过
I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom
我很古怪，我喜欢与众不同的女孩
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
我在汉堡王的卫生间里都闲不下来
I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee
我很疯狂，请允许我让你大吃一惊
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
他们说我很丑，但这打击不了我
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
我仍旧能约到很多女孩
And I even got my own dance
我甚至还有自己独创的舞步
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
汉普提舞蹈，你有机会试着跳一跳
Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
汉普提舞蹈，来吧跳一跳
Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
汉普提舞蹈，看我来跳汉普提舞蹈
Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump
你知道我在做什么吗，我在跳汉普提舞蹈
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
汉普提舞蹈，我在跳汉普提舞蹈
People say "Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'"
人们对我说，汉普提你看起来真滑稽
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
这就对了，因为我能带给大家欢笑
Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me
你盯着我，你散发着耀眼的光芒，你不断拿我作比较
But ya can't get near me
但是你无法靠近我
I give 'em more see and on the floor B
我能给大家带来更多，看，我站在这里
All the girls they adore me
所有女孩都爱慕我
Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere
是的女士，我是真诚的
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
因为离得再近一些 我就能挠你痒痒
My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed
我的鼻子很大，但我不觉得羞愧
Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid
哪怕它像泡菜一样大，也不耽误我赚钱
I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge
也会有女人来找我亲热，你知道我掌管着
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
我的生活方式和我的大鼻子
I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid
我有点蠢，像丘比特射出爱之箭
I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid
我说了一句无关紧要的话，话不从心
I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it
如果你错过了，我就再唱一遍
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
就是我说的，给他们喂点饼干
Also told ya that I like to bite
告诉你其实我也喜欢
Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write
我猜这很明显，我也喜欢写歌
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
你能做的就是给我一次机会
And now I'm gonna do my dance
让我来表演我的舞蹈
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
汉普提舞蹈，你有机会试着跳一跳
Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
汉普提舞蹈，来吧跳一跳
Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
汉普提舞蹈，看我来跳汉普提舞蹈
Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump
你知道我在做什么吗，我在跳汉普提舞蹈
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
汉普提舞蹈，我在跳汉普提舞蹈
Oh yeah that's the break y'all
好了，大家休息一下
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
让我听一听你们的低声哼唱
Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
现在让我来和你说些我的事情
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
让我来告诉你有关这舞蹈的事
It's real easy to do check it out
看，这很简单
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
首先就像我的腿受伤了一样缓慢前行
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
然后晃动身体，就像吸了大麻一样
Crazy wack funky
这很疯狂吧，朋友
People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty
人们说我像MC Hammer一样有爆发力
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
没错，因为我的身体一直在动
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
看起来像痉挛或者抽搐一样
Anyone can play this game
任何人都可以做到这动作
This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name
这就是我的舞蹈，Humpty就是我的名字
No two people will do it the same
不 两个人的动作可以协调统一
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
你的动作就像你很痛苦一样
Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump
像这样弓背 扭动 进行跳跃和旋转还有摇摆
And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
当一个人像傻瓜一样这样做时
Tell him step off I'm doin' the Hump
说明他正在跳汉普提舞蹈
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
汉普提舞蹈，你有机会试着跳一跳
Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
汉普提舞蹈，来吧跳一跳
Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
汉普提舞蹈，看我来跳汉普提舞蹈
Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump
你知道我在做什么吗，我在跳汉普提舞蹈
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
汉普提舞蹈，我在跳汉普提舞蹈
Black people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
黑人们，来跳汉普提舞蹈
White people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
白人们，来跳汉普提舞蹈
Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin' the hump
波多黎各人，来跳汉普提舞蹈
Samoans do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
萨摩亚人，来跳汉普提舞蹈
Let's get stoopid
让我们疯狂起来吧
Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
汉普提舞蹈，来吧跳一跳
Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
汉普提舞蹈，看我来跳汉普提舞蹈
Doin' the Humpty Hump
跳汉普提舞蹈
Doin' the Humpty Hump
跳汉普提舞蹈
Oh yeah come on and break it down
来吧，一步一步学
Once again the Underground is in the house
再来一次，房间里播着地下摇滚
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
我想对整个世界大声喊
Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance and to the ladies
继续跳汉普提舞蹈，女士们
Peace and humptiness forever
愿世界永远和平
