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My mother left me at the age of three
She was actually a tree
From the IRS I flee
I won't pay my taxes, see
My dad left me for a goddamn flea
Forgot to clean up last year’s pee
I need a ****ing therapist
Or just some coffee, can't resist
(oh my god) That’s so insane
(holy shit) My house is in flames
Yesterday, I lost my rubber band
I kinda wish I had my rubber band
Jesus Christ! Where is my rubber band? (rubber band, hey!)
Be careful, I am violent
The 'T’ in that is silent
I'm higher than the mother-****ing moon
(**** you **** you)
I turned my **** to smithereens
You deserve no goddamn sympathy
I put all of my piss in a balloon
My mom left me at the age of three
And she turned right into a tree
Damn I got a small PP, IRS chasing after me
All my friends are manscaping
They're so good at manscaping
I'm so scared of cutting it
Is that really funny *****
(holy ****) Leave me alone
(holy ****) That’s Post Malone!
Next to him, I feel so damn alone
Oh damn, wait, he's really stoned
I wonder if he's got games on his phone
The world’s smallest poop ever, really needs some salt and pepper
So if I cannot buy it somewhere soon
(the ****, the ****)
My ass will be in smithereens
I’ll get inside my submarine
And get as high as the ****ing moon
(moon, moon)
Somewhere in the Spider-verse
Somewhere I have got it worse
I struggle to make the next verse
Someone’s ass must really hurt
The worlds smallest peepee poo, really needs some whipped cream dude
So if I do not find it somewhere soon
My bumhole burns, I’m full of beans
I wonder what the hell he means
Despite attempts, I’m never clean
My ass feels like it's make believe
“the ****” is what I’m wondering
No matter what, I can't achieve
I feel just like Lightning McQueen
The holy water’s what I need
This channel seems like hell to me
My eyes now need a bunch of bleach
Oh my god, so many bees
Bartender please, sex on the beach
So let me shitpost in this channel dude