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My Band (Explicit)歌词完整版
My Band (Explicit) - D12
I don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t
我不知道，哥们，我想所有人都在嫉妒或是胡扯
Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude
因为我是一个乐队的主场，哥们
And I think everybody's got a f**kin' problem with me dude
我想这就是人们总缠着我的原因，哥们
And they need to take it up with me after the show
他们需要在演出之后和我互动
Because
因为
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
这些小姑娘甚至不知道我乐队的名字
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
但她们都缠着要和我握手
Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
因为我曾鼓吹自己无所不能
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
所有这些都因为我是这个乐队的主唱
So I get offstage right drop the mic
所以我扔下麦克风，离开舞台
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
走向那些火辣的小姑娘，开始嘻哈
Sup ladies my names Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby
嘿，美女们，我是Slim Shady，我是D-12乐队的主唱
And they're all like Oh my God it's him Becky oh my f**king God it's Eminem I swear to f**king God that you f**king rock please Marshall please let me suck your cock
她们反应大同小异，哦上帝是他，该死的上帝是艾米纳姆，我向上帝发誓，哥们你真摇滚，让我们亲密接触吧
Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
此时此刻，乐队其他成员开始嫉妒
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
尤其当我降下节奏开始清唱
All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes
所有的女孩都疯狂尖叫，所有性感火辣的宝贝
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
把她们的内衣衬衫和内裤扔到舞台上
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
所以几乎每晚我们都找茬打架
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
不过这种争吵其实好像是手足之争
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
因为第二天晚上他们又会和我一起同台演出
Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me
哥们，我想你只是想要遮住我的光芒
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
昨天Kuniva甚至要对我动刀
Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be
因为我告诉他Jessica Alba是我的未婚妻
This rockstar sh*t is the life for me
摇滚明星就是我的命运
And all the other guys just despise me b cuz b
其他的家伙都鄙视我，
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
这些小姑娘甚至不知道我乐队的名字
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
但她们都缠着要和我握手
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
因为我曾鼓吹自己无所不能
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
所有这些都因为我是这个乐队的主唱
My band my band my band my band my band my band my band my band my baaaaaaaaand my band baby
我的乐队，宝贝
（alright it's mine dude give it's mine aah ow dude ）
是的，它是我的，它是我的,啊哈，喔，哥们
You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don't you
你就是想看黑人站在后面是吧
Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes
为什么我们不想原来那样说唱
Smash these vocals and do a performance
击败这些主唱去做表演
But we in a van and he in a tour bus
但我们做坐的是货车，人家坐的是巡演大巴
You don't want my autograph youse a liar
不想要我的签名，你是个骗子
And nah I'm Swift
不，我是Swift
（Oh I thought you were Kuniva）
哦，我把你当成Kuniva了
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room
我们的化妆室更是如同地狱
Cause our sh*t is lookin' smaller then like a decimal
我们的看起来小之又小
See I know how to rap it's simple but
看我知道怎么饶舌，这很简单，但是
All I did is read a Russell Simmons book
我所做的是读了一本Russell Simmons的书
So I'm all intact trying to get on the map
我会完好的呈献给大家
Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back
像个乱蹦的骡子一样表演被人鞭打着前进
Look at him little punk-a** thinking he the sh*t
看着他扭动得臀部，想来真是糟糕
*Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips
耶，我知道他可以做所有的翻转动作
Hey I thought we had an interview with D J Clue
嘿，我记得咱们要和DJ Clue做个访谈
Eminem No I had an interview not you two
Eminem，是我要做访谈，和你们俩无关
You gonna be late for sound-check
你试音要迟到了
*Man I ain't going to sound-check
伙计们，我才不去试音
*And our mikes is screwed up
我们的麦克风破烂不堪
*And his always sound best
但它的声音总是完美无缺
*You know where I'm at I'ma say somethin'
你们知道吗，伙计们，我有话要说
*Hey yo Em
嘿，你Em
Eminem You got something to say
Eminem，你有话要说吗
*Man nothing
伙计，没什么
*I thought you was about to tell him off man what's up
我想你大概是想告诉大家发生了什么
*Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up
我想说的时候自然会说，你闭嘴
*And you ain't even back me up we supposed to be crew
我们是一个团队，而你甚至反对我
Man I was about to talk right after you
伙计，我本打算在你后面说的
*Aw man whatever
伙计，无所谓
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
这些小姑娘甚至不知道我乐队的名字
*I swear I swear man
我谩骂，我谩骂，伙计
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
但她们都缠着要和我握手
Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
因为我曾鼓吹自己无所不能
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
所有这些都因为我是这个乐队的主唱
They say the lead singers rock but the group is not
他们说主唱摇滚，但组合并不摇滚
Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks
从大型场地到露天公园，我们场场爆满
I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
我要让全世界知道我们是最棒的
I should cut his mic off when the music starts （Hey yo what's-）
我要在音乐奏响的一刻切断他的麦克，嘿，你这是干什么
Ready to snap on a dumb-a** fan
准备好好教训愚蠢的歌迷
Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band
每次我听到，我爱你的乐队
We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments
我们不是乐队，笨蛋，我们不玩乐器
So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent
所以为什么他占90%，而我们占10%
And these guys acting funny every area code
这些家伙在每个地区都变现的很滑稽
Proof carry my bag b**ch carry your own
Proof帮我拎着包，走开，自己拿
Can't make it to the stage security in the way
这种方式不能确保舞台的安全
Who the f**k are you Where's Obe and Dre
你是谁，Obe和Dre在哪儿
Godammit I'm sick of this group
见鬼，我对这个组合已经感到厌倦
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
是时候单飞去赚点钱了
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
我告诉你我作曲，并写了所有的说唱
Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
直到Kon Artist钻了我的空子
Lose Yourself video - I was in the back
迷失自我的MV，我在后面
Superman video - I was in the back
超人的MV，我在后面
For the media I got some suggestions
对于媒体，我有一些建议
F**k Marshall ask us some questions
该死的Marshall问的我们的问题
Like who is D-12 how we get started
比如谁是D-12，我们是如何成立的
（But what about Eminem ）
Eminem怎么样
B**ch are you retarded
你大脑反应迟缓吗
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
不管怎样，我是这个组合里最受欢迎的人
Big a** stomach b**ches think I'm cute
歌迷们觉得我很可爱
Fifty told me to do sit-ups to get buff
Fifty告诉我仰卧起坐锻炼腹肌
Did 2 and a half and couldn't get up
做了两个半小时我就起不来了
F**k D-12 I'm outta this band
该死的D-12，我要退出乐队
I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne
我要和真正有才华的人成立组合
Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
女孩，你为何不了解你就是我的唯一
And it just tears my a** apart to know that you don't know my name
你不知道我的乐队，这让我很痛苦
（Yes F**k yes）
是的，该死，是的
These chicks don't even know the name of my band （Haha）
这些小姑娘甚至不知道我乐队的名字，哈哈
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands （F**k Marshall）
但她们都缠着要和我握手，该死的Marshall
Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man （Yea）
因为我曾鼓吹自己无所不能 ，耶
All because I'm the new singe （Hahahah）
所有这些因为我是新主唱，哈哈哈
My band my band our band your band our band Roxanne Shauntan Leslie
我的乐队，我的乐队，我们的乐队，你们的乐队，我们的乐队，才华横溢的Shauntan Leslie
I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants
我是这个乐队的主唱，我能让所有女孩子脱掉内裤
I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
我是这个乐队的主唱，我的salsa让所有的漂亮女孩儿想要跳舞
My salsa
我的salsa
