笨小笨Welcome to the Internet (Explicit)歌词由Bo Burnham演唱，出自专辑《Inside (The Songs) [Explicit]》，下面是《Welcome to the Internet (Explicit)》完整版歌词！
Welcome to the Internet (Explicit)歌词完整版
Welcome to the Internet (Explicit) - Bo Burnham
TME享有本翻译作品的著作权
Lyrics by：Bo Burnham
Composed by：Bo Burnham
Welcome to the internet
欢迎来到网络世界
Have a look around
随便浏览一下吧
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
但凡你能想到的 在网上都能找得到
We've got mountains of content
网上有海量的内容
Some better some worse
有正面的 也有负面的
If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first
如果网上没你感兴趣的东西 那你还真是头一个
Welcome to the internet
欢迎来到网络世界
Come and take a seat
来吧 请坐
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet
你想看新闻 还是女星的玉足
There's no need to panic this isn't a test haha
不必惶恐 这不是什么考验
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
示意一下你同意与否 剩下的交给我们就好
Welcome to the internet
欢迎来到网络世界
What would you prefer
你会如何选择
Would you like to fight for
你是愿意为民权而战
Civil rights or tweet a racial slur
还是发种族歧视的推文
Be happy be horny be bursting with rage
是满心喜悦 欲火中烧 还是愤怒爆棚
We've got a million different ways to engage
我们有无数种方式让你融入网络世界中
Welcome to the internet put your cares aside
欢迎来到网络世界 抛开忧虑
Here's a tip for straining pasta
我看到捞意大利面的小窍门儿
Here's a nine year old who died
又看到一则九岁孩子不幸丧命的新闻
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
网上有经典电影 有医生科普 有精彩绝伦的体育赛事
And a bunch of colored pencil
还有用彩铅绘制的
Drawings of all the different characters in
《哈利波特》里的角色之间
Harry Potter f**king each other
亲热的画面
Welcome to the internet
欢迎来到网络世界
Hold on to your socks
你要做好心理准备
'Cause a random guy just
因为会有陌生人
Kindly sent you photos of his c**k
给你发来不雅照片
They are grainy and off putting he just sent you more
照片模糊又恶心 可他却接连发了好多张
Don't act surprised you know you like it you w***e
别故作惊讶 你知道自己喜欢得不得了
See a man beheaded get offended see a shrink
在网上你会看到血腥画面 产生心理阴影 然后只能找心理医生开导
Show us pictures of your
你在网上发孩子的照片
Children tell us every thought you think
还毫不避讳地坦白自己所有的想法
Start a rumor buy a broom or
还有人在网上散布谣言 网购扫把
Send a death threat to a boomer
给老年人发死亡威胁
Or D M a girl and groom her
私信诱骗女孩
Do a zoom or find a tumor in your
开视频会议 甚至在网上确诊肿瘤
Here's a healthy breakfast option you should kill your mom
网上有健康早餐的建议 也有杀害母亲的不良诱导
Here's why women never
网上还能解答你
F**k you here's how you can build a bomb
为何有些女性不愿进行亲密行为 甚至连制作炸弹的教程都有
Which power ranger are you take this quirky quiz
刚想测测自己跟《恐龙战队》里哪个角色适配度最高
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
就看到奥巴马派遣移民为儿童接种疫苗的新闻
Could I interest you in everything all of the time
网络世界能否时刻抓住你的胃口
A little bit of everything all of the time
每时每刻 都有能吸引你的内容
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
冷漠是悲剧 无聊是罪过
Anything and everything all of the time
在网上 你随时随地能找到任何消息
Could I interest you in everything all of the time
网络世界能否时刻抓住你的胃口
A little bit of everything all of the time
每时每刻 都有能吸引你的内容
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
冷漠是悲剧 无聊是罪过
Anything and everything all of the time
在网上 你随时随地能找到任何消息
You know it wasn't always like this
你知道 并非有史以来就是这样
Not very long ago just before your time
早些年 在你还没降生的时候
Right before the towers fell circa '99
就在世贸大楼被袭击倒塌前 就是1999年的时候
This was catalogs travel blogs a chatroom or two
那时候只有电子目录 旅游博客和网上聊天室
We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you
我们立好志向 彻夜等你到来
You insatiable you
而你是个贪得无厌的人
Mommy let you use her ipad you were barely two
妈妈给你玩儿平板电脑时 你差不多才两岁
And it did all the things we designed it to do
毕竟设计之初的功能它都已经具备
Now look at you oh look at you
看看现在的你
You you unstoppable watchable
已经沉迷网络无法自拔了
Your time is now your inside's out honey how you grew
你大势已至 你已表露决心 亲爱的 你怎么成长得这么快
And if we stick together who knows what we'll do
我们要是在一起 谁知道我们会做些什么
It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
让你主宰世界一直都是我的心愿
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Could I interest you in everything all of the time
在网络世界 我能否时刻抓住你的胃口
A bit of everything all of the time
每时每刻 都有能吸引你的内容
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
冷漠是悲剧 无聊是罪过
Anything and everything all of the time
冷漠是悲剧 无聊是罪过
Could I interest you in everything all of the time
在网上 你随时随地能找到任何消息
A little bit of everything all of the time
每时每刻 都有能吸引你的内容
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
冷漠是悲剧 无聊是罪过
Anything and everything and anything and everything
在网上 你随时随地能找到任何消息
And anything and everything and
在网上 你随时随地
All of the time
能找到任何消息
