笨小笨Flatulophobia歌词由Xyloquint演唱，出自专辑《Flatulophobia》，下面是《Flatulophobia》完整版歌词！
Flatulophobia歌词完整版
You’re looking fine, it’s a perfect night,
But there’s a fear that’s creeping inside,
It’s not love, it’s not attraction,
It’s Flatulophobia, the main distraction!
Sitting close, candles set the mood,
But I’m nervous, can’t focus on the food,
It’s not the nerves from our conversation,
It’s the fear of a sudden gas sensation.
Flatulophobia, it’s keeping me in check,
My stomach’s bubbling, I’m a nervous wreck,
I’m trying to stay cool, but I’m losing the fight,
Please don’t let me fart tonight!
We’re talking life, we’re talking dreams,
But all I’m thinking is “don’t let it be seen,”
One small slip and it’s all out there,
Flatulophobia, the ultimate scare!
Flatulophobia, it’s keeping me in check,
My stomach’s bubbling, I’m a nervous wreck,
I’m trying to stay cool, but I’m losing the fight,
Please don’t let me fart tonight!
I take a breath, try to ease my mind,
But I’m feeling like a ticking time bomb, oh, so unkind!
She leans in closer, whispers in my ear,
“Flatulophobia? Is that what I hear?”
Flatulophobia, it’s keeping me in check,
My stomach’s bubbling, I’m a nervous wreck,
I’m trying to stay cool, but I’m losing the fight,
Please don’t let me fart tonight!
And then it happens, a tiny slip,
She giggles, and I lose my grip,
“Was that you?” she says with a grin so bright,
Flatulophobia, maybe it’ll be alright!
