笨小笨How to Make Gravy歌词由Paul Kelly演唱，出自专辑《A to Z Recordings》，下面是《How to Make Gravy》完整版歌词！
How to Make Gravy歌词完整版
Hello Dan it's Joe here I hope you're keeping well
It's the 21st of December and now they're ringing the last bells
If I get good behaviour I'll be out of here by July
Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas Day please don't let 'em cry for me
I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland
And Stella's flying in from the coast
They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees
Even more maybe but that won't stop the roast
Who's gonna make the gravy now I bet it won't taste the same
Just add flour salt a little red wine
And don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce
For sweetness and that extra tang
And give my love to Angus and to Frank and Dolly
Tell 'em all I'm sorry I screwed up this time
And look after Rita I'll be thinking of her early Christmas morning
When I'm standing in line
I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend I hope he can hold his own
Do you remember the last one What was his name again
Just a little too much cologne
And Roger you know I'm even gonna miss Roger
'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I want to fight
Oh praise the Baby Jesus have a Merry Christmas
I'm really gonna miss it all the treasure and the trash
And later in the evening I can just imagine
You'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back
And you'll dance with Rita I know you really like her
Just don't hold her too close
Oh brother please don't stab me in the back
I didn't mean to say that it's just my mind it plays up
Multiplies each matter turns imagination into fact
You know I love her badly she's the one to save me
I'm gonna make some gravy I'm gonna taste the fat
Tell her that I'm sorry yeah I love her badly tell 'em all I'm sorry
And kiss the sleepy children for me
You know one of these days I'll be making gravy
I'll be making plenty I'm gonna pay 'em all back
