笨小笨Broken Hearts Are For Assholes (Live)歌词由Frank Zappa演唱，出自专辑《Buffalo (Live At Buffalo Memorial Auditorium/1980)》，下面是《Broken Hearts Are For Assholes (Live)》完整版歌词！
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Hey
Do you know what you are
You're an asshole
An asshole
Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too
Whatcha gonna do
'Cause you're an asshole
Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to the grape
Just to give it a try
And dagmar
Without a doubt
The ugliest sonofab***h I ever saw in my life
Was his name
One two three four
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Let's talk about leather：leatherrrrrr
And so you kissed a little sailor
Tex abel
Starring in the latest shepperton production：
Who had just blew in from spain
Sir richard pump a loaf
You sniffed the reeking buns of angel
The story of a demented bread boffer
And acted like it was c*****e
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of ko ko
Then on Tuesday night
Ceasar's back in town
In a way you can't explain
Facing off in a no holds barred tag team grudge match
With kona
And so you worked the wall with michael
Three hundred seventy nine pounds of samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic hell
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
Next Thursday
Teen town's finest
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an asshole
You're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole
You're an asshole
Yes
Yes
You're an asshole
You're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole
You're an asshole
Now you been to the grape 'n' you been to the chest
'N' now I think you know what you are：you're an asshole
You say you can't live with what you been through
Well
Ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it
Ram it
Ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it
Ram it
Ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist f**k
Ram it
Ram it
Ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist watch
Crisco
Ram it
Ram it
Ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud
Don't fool yerself
Girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself
Girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Etc
Repeats
Aw
I knew you'd be surprised
