Chim Cher-ee歌词-Allan Sherman

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Chim Chim Cheree (LP版) - Allan Sherman

Chim chiminey chim chiminey

Chim-chim-cheree;

Those are three words that

Don't make sense to me

But I'm used to words that

Don't make sense to me

From all those commercials

I see on TV

When I see an ad that

Can't be understood

I know that the product

Has got to be good;

Those words may be crazy

But I think they're great

Like sodium acetylsalicylate

(Sodium acetylsalicylate )

I wake up each morning

A most happy man

I cover my Pic-O-Pay

With Fluoristan;

I add Hexachlorophene

'Cause it's so pure

And then GL-70

Just to make sure

Then I take a shower

But never alone;

I'm in there with Dermasil and Silicone

I brush Vitrol-D on my Lanolin wave

And I sharpen my Boo-boop

And use it to shave

He sharpens his Boo-boop

And that's how he shaves

There's Tufsyn and Retsyn

And Acrylan too

And Marfac and Melmac

And what else is new

There's Orlon and Korlan

And there's Accutron

And Teflon and Ban-Lon

And so on and on

These wonderful words spin

Around in my brain;

Each one is a mystery

I cannot explain

Like what does that

Blue Magic whitener do

Does it make blue things white

Or make white things blue

His blue things are white

And his white things are blue

My Fastback has Wide-Track

And Autronic Eye

Which winks when a cute little

Volvo goes by;

My tank full of Platformate

Starts with a roar

But when I try to stop

It goes two miles more

I measure my breathing with my Nasograph

It's nice but oh my

How it hurts when I laugh

My chair is upholstered

In real Naugahyde;

When they killed that nauga

I sat down and cried

(He moved to Chicaga when that nauga died )

I'm giving a party next Saturday night

And here are the friends

That I'm going to invite:

The giant who lives in my washing machine

That other nice giant

Who's jolly and green

The tiger who causes my gas tank to flood

That handsome white knight

Who is stronger than crud;

The man with the eyepatch

Who sells me my shirts

And that nut who flies into

The front seat for Hertz

That daring young nut

Who goes flying for Hertz

I've lived all my life

In this weird wonderland;

I keep buying things

That I don't understand

'Cause they promise me

Miracles magic and hope

But somehow it always

Turns out to be soap

And they might as well be

Chim-Chiminey Cheree

Those words all could be

Chim-Chiminey Cheree