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Bad Indian (Explicit)歌词完整版
I'm not a very good Indian.
Maybe even a bad Indian
My cheekbones aren't high enough
My last name isn't a sentence
I don't have enough beadwork or turquoise
I don't speak good pidgin English
Certainly not as good as Johnny Depp did in that movie that one time
I don't care if you connect with with Indian spiritualism
I could care less if you did a sweat lodge with your Caucasian spirit guide who knew an Indian once
Sure, millions of Indians died, but tell me about your feelings
And cry your white tears
I'm a bad Indian.
A woman once asked me my Indian name
I said: It's Gregg
And she was so disappointed!
"NO" she said
"It has to be Red Eagle or Two Rivers!"
"Or 'Grey Skull'" I said
"YES! Wait, is that for real?!"
"No, no" I said, without her realizing my brief but generationally relevant He-Man joke
The kind of joke that would tell her that while Indian
I'm having an American experience too
I finally said to her "How about 'Walking Eagle'"
"Yes! Yes!" She said, "but is that true?"
"Yes, it's totally true"
I never did have the heart to tell her that an eagle only walks when it's too full of shit to fly
I'm a bad Indian
This one time a man walks into my space
Asks me questions about my things
I tell him
When he suddenly interrupts
As only a white man can
With all the euro-swagger of a man who's people where so sure of their place in the universe
Their place in the world
Their place in the eyes of God
You speak real good for a
Native American
An indian
A savage
A pagan
A prairie n*****
A godless heathen
And I would be justified in punching him
In cursing him out
In calling him racist
That would make me a bad Indian
Which contradicts that old saying
You know the one:
The only good Indian is a dead Indian
I'm a bad indian.
I'm here.
