The Man In The Santa Suit歌词-Neil Halstead

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The Man In The Santa Suit - Neil Halstead

Lyrics by：Christopher Collingwood/Adam L. Schlesigner

Composed by：Christopher Collingwood/Adam L. Schlesigner

Produced by：Robert Carranza/Neil Halstead

At the KOC Local 313

There's a fat man standing

By the soda machine

And he knows he knows he knows

Life can be funny

He calls the hair salon

Says put Loretta on

'Cause the mall just called and

Said the last guy's gone

And I know I know God knows

We need the money

He's a big red cherry

But it's hard to be merry

When the kids are all laughing

Saying hey it's Jerry Garcia

Ain't he cute

The man in the Santa suit

And all the moms in town

They bring their brats around

But they can't keep still or

Keep their root beer down

Now it's up hey how 'bout that

It looks like a milkshake

And Jimmy's grown this year

Says mommy quick come here

Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer

And he says hey kid shut your mouth

You give me a headache

And he's jolly and hairy

But it's hard to be merry

When the guys at the bar

Say he looks like a fairy

But he's doing it just for the loot

The man in the Santa suit

At the KOC Local 313

There's a fat man standing

By the soda machine

And he knows he knows he knows

Life can be funny