笨小笨Amish Paradise (2022 version)歌词由”Weird Al” Yankovic演唱，出自专辑《Weird: The Al Yankovic Story - Original Soundtrack》，下面是《Amish Paradise (2022 version)》完整版歌词！
Amish Paradise (2022 version)歌词完整版
Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio) - Weird Al Yankovic
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Written by：Artis Ivey Jr./Larry Sanders/Douglas Rasheed/Stevie Wonder/Al Yankovic
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
当我穿过我收割谷物的山谷
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
我看着我的妻子发现她平平无奇
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
但这对我这样的阿米什人来说再合适不过了
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
你知道我不喜欢那些奢侈的东西
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milkin' cows
凌晨四点半我在挤牛奶
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows fool
耶贝第雅养鸡雅各耕地傻瓜
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
我一直在努力挣钱
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
就连以西结都觉得我失去了理智
I'm a man of the land I'm into discipline
我是这片土地上的人我遵守纪律
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
手里拿着一本《圣经》下巴上留着胡子
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
但如果我做完我的家务你做完你的
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
今晚我们要尽情狂欢就像现在是1699年
We been spending most our lives
我们大部分时间都在
Living in an Amish paradise
活在阿米什人的天堂里
I've churned butter once or twice
我做过一两次黄油
Living in an Amish paradise
活在阿米什人的天堂里
It's hard work and sacrifice
这是艰苦的工作和牺牲
Living in an Amish paradise
活在阿米什人的天堂里
We sell quilts at discount price
我们卖棉被都是打折价
Living in an Amish paradise
活在阿米什人的天堂里
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
上周一个本地男孩踢了我的
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
我只是对他微微一笑然后转过脸去
I really don't care in fact I wish him well
我真的不在乎事实上我希望他好好的
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
因为当他在地狱里受尽折磨时我会笑死
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
可我从未打过游客即使他罪有应得
An Amish with a 'tude
一个心怀期待的阿米什人
You know that's unheard of
你知道这是闻所未闻的
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
我从不扣扣子但我有一顶酷炫的帽子
And my homies agree I really look good in black fool
我的朋友一致认为我穿黑色真的很好看傻瓜
If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
如果你来看我你会无聊到流眼泪
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
我们已经三百年没交过电话费了
But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare
但我们不是很古雅所以请不要盯着我看
We're just technologically impaired
我们只是受到了技术上的阻碍
There's no phone no lights no motorcars
没有电话没有灯光没有汽车
Not a single luxury
一点都不奢侈
Like Robinson Crusoe
就像《鲁宾逊漂流记》里的主人公
It's as primitive as can be
这是最原始的感觉
We been spending most our lives
我们大部分时间都在
Living in an Amish paradise
活在阿米什人的天堂里
We're just plain and simple guys
我们只是简单的普通人
Living in an Amish paradise
活在阿米什人的天堂里
There's no time for sin and vice
没时间为罪孽和罪恶沉沦
Living in an Amish paradise
活在阿米什人的天堂里
We don't fight we all play nice
我们不打架我们都很友善
Living in an Amish paradise
活在阿米什人的天堂里
Hitching up the buggy churning lots of butter
搭上车子不停地生产黄油
Raised a barn on Monday soon I'll raise another
周一买了一个谷仓很快我会再买一个
Think you're really righteous
以为你真的很正直
Think you're pure in heart
以为你心地纯洁
Well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
我知道我比你卑微百倍
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
我是个虔诚的人就像Amlettes一样虔诚
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
夜以继日地双膝跪地为来生得分
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
所以不要虚荣不要怨天尤人
Or else my brother I might have to get medieval on your heinie
不然的话我的兄弟我可能会让你见识一下中世纪的风格
We been spending most our lives
我们大部分时间都在
Living in an Amish paradise
活在阿米什人的天堂里
We're all crazy Mennonites
我们都是疯狂的门诺派教徒
Living in an Amish paradise
活在阿米什人的天堂里
There's no cops and traffic lights
没有警察也没有红绿灯
Living in an Amish paradise
活在阿米什人的天堂里
But you'd probably think it bites
但你可能以为这会伤人
Living in an Amish paradise
活在阿米什人的天堂里
Oooooh Ooooooh blech
可恶
