笨小笨Furrmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All! (Instrumental Version)歌词由The Chalkeaters演唱，出自专辑《Furrmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All!》，下面是《Furrmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All! (Instrumental Version)》完整版歌词！
Furrmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All! (Instrumental Version)歌词完整版
作词 : Aleksandr Serebro
作曲 : Aleksandr Serebro/Sergei Gumba/Timofei Maslov
I dreamt to be the very best
Among the strong and brave
But masters of the Pokémon
Prefer to fell like...
SLAVES
I left my home
I tried to pass
Right through the tall low poly grass
As the strangest feeling in my pants
Came like a tidal wave
A wild Lopunny appears
She's readily spreading her ears
You see an Incineroar flexing oh dear!
This ecosystem is weird!
Heed their call to catch 'em all
Master stop rubbing your blue poké balls
Teach us new moves and carry us home
We always do as we're told
The furrýmonication's growing bloder
They say it's in the eye of the beholder
I say it's just effective
Yeah it's super effective
More than a couple extra polygons
My Fennekin evolved into a furry
An animal or not? The line gets blurry
I guess this is effective
Yeah it's super effective
So grab your ultra balls
Gotta smash 'em all!
Pretend you like you like this game a lot
Pretend you play it for the plot
The only rule that you've been taught
must be the thirty fourth
You see machokes, they roam the wild
It looks disturbing, but you don't mind
'Cause in a fanfic that you write
It's getting so much worse
Pondering hearts
Hardening parts
Your partners comepleted the training
Your battling art's
Defying the charts
It's so much more entertaining
Gym leader appears
The audience cheers
Shattering battle arena
Well she has no clue
What you gonna do
To her naive Primarina
(Ooh! ) Enemy Pokemon fainted
(Ooh! ) This pleasure , oh it's so tainted
Look at her trainer, she's devastated
Take this, you haters of furry baiting
(Ooh! ) A silence fell over the world
(Ooh! ) Only some kid is crying aloud
But you won the match
And you got the badge
It's over the edge but your mommy is proud
Why not just cast a line and see who's baited
Reshaping the designs full-on R-rated
Well that could be effective
Yeah it's super effective
Why polish game mechanics or a plot
And at this point who cares
what I've been drinking
I find the eeveelutions pretty kinky
It really is effective
Yeah it's super effective
So don't forgot your goal
Gotta smash 'em all!
Lucario used "Choking"
And you don't wanna stop him
A rute to any fetish
A harem in your pocket
Scorbunny like it faster
Machoke is gotta rock it
Who wouldn't wanna master
A harem in your pocket
(Gotta grab 'em all!)
Somebody likes electic
You better ask Team Rocket
A rute to any fetish
A harem in your pocket
(Gotta yiff 'em all!)
Scorbunny like it faster
Machoke is gotta rock it
Who wouldn't wanna master
A harem in your pocket
(Gotta breed 'em all!)
Yeah you should be a master
A harem in a poket
A furry waifus master
A harem in your pocket
(Gotta smash 'em all!)
Yeah you should be a master
A harem in a poket
A furry waifus master
A harem in your pocket
(Gotta smash 'em all!)
FURRÝMON!
