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Guys look Ugly Naked Guy's putting stuff in boxes
I'd say our naked buddy is moving
Ironically most of the boxes seem to be labeled Clothes
I'm going to miss that big old squishy butt
And we're done with the chicken fried rice
If he's moving maybe I should try to get his place
It would be so cool to live across from you guys
We could do that telephone thing
Where you have a can we have a can
And it's connected by a string
Or we could do the actual telephone thing
He's got packing tape stuck to where you really don't want it
Get it off fat man Get it off
Oh no he's trying to pull it off slowly
Take it from me if you're gonna pull tape off yourself it's gotta be in one quick motion
Like that
Oh my God I love this apartment
Isn't it perfect
I can't believe I never realized how great it is
Because your eye goes to the big naked man
It's amazing
Hurry up with an application or I'll beat you to it
Well I'm going to use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom
Look There's Monica and Chandler
Hey you guys Hey
Chandler and Monica
Oh my God
Oh my eyes
My eyes
It's okay
They're doing it I know
I know You know
Yes I know it Joey knows but Ross doesn't so stop screaming
What's going on
What Nothing
We are so excited that you'll get this apartment
Looks really good
Looks pretty good
Get in here Come on
You mean whenever Monica and Chandler
Were doing laundry or going grocery shopping
The time Monica spent on the phone with Linda from camp
Doing it doing it phone doing it
I can't believe it
I think it's great For him
She could do better
Hey you guys
Come here What
Phoebe found out about Monica and Chandler
You mean how they're friends and nothing more
Joey she knows
We saw them doing it through the window
Actually we saw them doing it up against the window
We saw them fornicating
So they know you know and they don't know that Rachel knows
Yes but it doesn't matter who knows what
Now enough of us know that we could just tell them we know
All the lying and the secrets will finally be over
Or we could not tell them we know and have a little fun
What do you mean
If they say they are doing laundry we'll give them laundry to do
I would enjoy that
You know what would be even more fun Telling them
That doesn't sound like fun So we'll make it fun
We'll do it like a barbershop quartet
We know we know we know
No I want to do Phoebe's thing
I can't take
You don't have to do anything Just don't tell them we know
No I can't take anymore secrets
I got your secrets their secrets secrets of my own
You don't have any secrets
Well you don't know about Hugsy my bedtime penguin pal
How are we going to mess with them
You could use your position as the roommate
And I would use the strongest tool at my disposal
My ***uality
Hello children
Watch Learn And don't eat my cookie
That jacket looks great on you
Really The material is so soft
Hello Mr Bicep
You're working out
I try to squeeze things
Are you okay
If you really want to know
I can't tell you this
You can tell me anything
Actually you are the one person I can't tell this to
And the one person I want to the most
What's going on
I just haven't been with a guy in so long
And sometimes you're looking for something
And it's right there in front of you sipping coffee
Oh no Have I said too much
Just something to think about I know I will
You are so cute
How did you get to be so cute
My grandfather was Swedish
And my grandmother was a tiny little bunny
Now you're even cuter
You know that is a popular opinion today I must say What
The weirdest thing happened at the coffeehouse
I think Phoebe was hitting on me
What are you talking about
I'm telling you I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy
It's not possible
I'm sorry Phoebe's just always thought you were charming
In a ***less kind of way
You know I can't hear that enough
I'm sorry I just think you misunderstood her
No I didn't okay She was all over me
She touched my bicep for crying out loud
This bicep
Well it's not flexed right now
Why is it so hard for you to believe that Phoebe could be attracted to me
It's not
All the girls are attracted to you
You're part bunny
Mon What are you doing now you want to come see a movie with us
Actually I was going to do some laundry
Want to do it with me
Sure I'll do it with you
Okay great Hold on a second
Here you go
That would really help me out a lot Thanks
You know what I don't have enough quarters
I have quarters
Great Now we can do laundry all night All night laundry
Hey any word on the apartment yet
I called there and it turns out Naked Guy is subletting it
He's already had 100 applicants
Oh man No no it's okay
Because you know what the difference between them and me is
Your history of bedwetting
Hey I trusted you man
Anyway the difference is
I've got the edge
It's not exactly ethical but I sent him a bribe
To tip the scales in my direction
You can see it from the window
Is it that pinball machine with the big bow on it No
That new mountain bike No
What did you send
A basket of mini muffins
There's a whole table of them Which one did you send
The small one
You actually thought that basket was going to get you the apartment
Someone sent us a basket at work and people went crazy over those muffins
It was the best day
Your work makes me sad
Oh man I want that place so much
And I was so sure that was going to work
There's 12 bucks I'll never see again 12
We'd better go if we want to catch that movie
Bye
Bye Chandler I miss you already
Did you see that The inappropriate and the pinching
Actually I did
So do you believe that she's attracted to me
Oh my God She knows about us
Are you serious
She knows and she's trying to freak us out
That's the only explanation
But what about my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps
She knows
Joey
Yeah
Phoebe knows about us
I didn't tell them
Them
Who's them
Phoebe and Joey
Joey
And Rachel
I would have told you but I promised not to tell
I'm sorry
But it's over now right
You can tell them you know they know and I can go back to knowing nothing
Unless
Not unless This must end now
They think they are so slick messing with us
But they don't know that we know that they know
So
The messers become the messees
Come on you guys Think how much fun it would be to tell
We know we know we know
What
Oh that wasn't you
Honey you got to stop torturing yourself
Why don't you find another apartment
I've already looked at 1000 apartments this month
None of them even compares to that one
Well except for one but I would have had to share it with an Armenian family
Grandma really liked me
But I want Ugly Naked apartment
You know what you should do
You should find out his hobbies and use that to bond with him
Like if I wanted something from Joey
I would strike up a conversation about sandwiches
Or my underwear
I'm listening
That is a great idea
And I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for five years
So that gives me back my edge
Let's see now He had the trampoline
He broke that
He had gravity boots He broke those too
So he likes to break stuff
I've got to go pick up Ben But I will figure something out
Didn't he used to have a cat
I wouldn't bring that up It would bum him out
Poor cat never saw that big butt coming
Hold on a second she's right here
It's Chandler
Hello you
Phoebe I've been thinking about you all day
You know that thing you said before I was intrigued
Really
Joey won't be here tonight
Why don't you come over I'll let you feel my bicep
Or maybe more
I'll have to get back to you on that Okay bye
He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more
Are you kidding No
I cannot believe he would do that to Mon
Joey Do they know that we know
No Joey
They know you know
I knew it
But that hasn't been working for me
I cannot believe those two
They thought they could mess with us Trying to mess with us
They don't know that we know they know we know
Joey you can't say anything
Couldn't if I wanted to
Good evening sir I'm Ross Geller I'm one of the applicants
I realize that the competition is fierce but
I'm sorry I can't help but notice that you're naked
I applaud you
Man I wish I was naked
I mean this looks so great
That is how God intended it
Look They're panicked
They'll totally back down
If he wants a date he's going to get a date
I'm going to go in
Be ***y
Please
I'd love to come by tonight
Really
Absolutely Say around 7 7
Yes
Good I'm really looking forward to you and me having ***ual intercourse
Hey check it out
Naked Guy's got a naked friend
Oh yeah
Oh my God That's our friend
It's Naked Ross
Would you like another mini muffin
Try the blueberry they're delicious
Showtime
Rachel get me perfume Ok
Joey can you get me a bottle of wine and glasses
All right thanks but glasses that do not have handles and that are glass
And wine that is not olive oil
You just make her think you want to have ***with her and it will freak her out
How far am I gonna have to go with her
Relax she'll give in way before you do
How do you know
Because you're on my team My team always wins
At this
Just go get some Go
Now I'm going to try to listen from right here
Oh wait
Good idea
Don't give away the farm
Come on in
I was going to
I brought some wine Would you like some
Sure
So here we are
Nervous
Me No You
I want this to happen
So do l
I'm going to put on some music
Joey likes to scare the duck
Maybe I'll dance for you
You look good
Thanks
You know when you say things like that it makes me
Want to rip that sweater vest right off
Why don't we move into the bedroom
Really
Do you not want to
First I want to take off all my clothes
And have you rub lotion on me
That would be nice
I'll go get the lotion
It's way out of hand She wants me to put lotion on her
She's bluffing She's not backing down
She went like this
He's not backing down He went to get lotion
It's Chandler You can take him
Come on Don't you remember when you made him cry using only your words
Aren't you guys done yet
I want to sit in my chair
The sooner Phoebe breaks him the sooner it's over and out in the open
I like that
Show him your bra He's afraid of bras Can't work them
Joey
You didn't rip off any buttons
It's not my first time
Go back there and seduce her till she cracks
Give me a second
Did you clean up in here Of course
You're going
Not without you lover
So this is my bra
It's very very nice
Well come here
I'm very happy we're going to have all the ***
You should be I'm very bendy
I'll kiss you now
Not if I kiss you first
I guess there's nothing left for us to do but kiss
Here it comes
Our first kiss
You win
I can't have ***with you
And why not I'm in love with Monica
You're what
Love her That's right
I LOVE HER
I love her
I love you Monica
I love you too Chandler
I thought you were doing it I didn't know you were in love
Dude
Hats off to Phoebe Quite a competitor
May I say your breasts are still showing
God
All right So that's it
It's over Everybody knows
Actually Ross doesn't
We'd appreciate it if no one told him yet
Well here it is
A new place for a new Ross
I'll have you and the guys from work over once it's furnished
I must say it's nice to see you back on your feet
I am that and the whole rage thing is definitely behind me
I wonder if it's time for you to rejoin our museum team
That would be great
I am totally ready to come back to work I
What No
What are you doing
Get off my sister
