笨小笨The Hostess with the Mostes’ on the Ball歌词由Ethel Merman演唱，出自专辑《12 Songs from Call Me Madam》，下面是《The Hostess with the Mostes’ on the Ball》完整版歌词！
The Hostess with the Mostes’ on the Ball歌词完整版
The Hostess with the Mostes' on the Ball - Ethel Merman
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I was born on a thousand acres of Oklahoma land
我出生在俄克拉荷马州一千英亩的土地上
Nothing grew on the thousand acres
这一千英亩土地上寸草不生
For it was gravel and sand
因为这是砾石和沙子
One day father started digging in a field
有一天父亲开始在田地里挖土
Hoping to find some soil
希望找到一片土壤
He dug and he dug and what do you think
他挖啊挖你觉得呢
Oil oil oil
油腔滑调
The money rolled in and I rolled out
钞票滚滚而来我扬长而去
With a fortune piled so high
腰缠万贯
Washington was my destination
华盛顿是我的目的地
And now who am I
现在我是谁
I'm the chosen party giver
我是天选之人
For the White House clientele
为了白宫的客户
And they know that I deliver
他们知道我会兑现承诺
What it takes to make them jell
怎样才能让它们凝结成冰
And in Washington
在华盛顿
I'm known by one and all
大家都认识我
As the hostess
作为女主人
With the mostest on the ball
拥有最厉害的人物
They could go to Elsa Maxwell
他们可以去找埃尔莎·麦斯威尔
When they had an axe to grind
当他们心怀怨恨时
They could always grind their axe well
他们总是可以磨刀霍霍
At the parties she designed
在她设计的舞会上
Now the hatchet grinders all prefer to call
On the hostess with the mostest on the ball
在女主人身边美女如云
I've a great big bar and good caviar
我有一个大酒吧还有美味的鱼子酱
Yes the best that can be found
是的世间最美好的事物
And a large amount in my bank account
银行账户里存了一大笔钱
When election time comes around
当选举到来时
If you're feeling presidential
如果你觉得自己是总统
You can make it yes indeed
你可以做到的
There are just three things essential
只有三件事至关重要
Let me tell you all you need
让我告诉你你需要的一切
Is an ounce of wisdom and a pound of gall
就是一盎司的智慧和一磅的勇气
And the hostess with the mostest on the ball
还有最有钱的女主人
Entertaining vodka drinkers
招待喝伏特加酒的人
Is a job they give to me
是他们给我的工作
Making nice guys out of stinkers
用卑鄙小人做好人
Seems to be my cup of tea
似乎正合我的心意
What they really need behind the iron wall
他们在铜墙铁壁背后真正需要的东西
Is the hostess with the mostest on the ball
是最有钱的女主人吗
There's a book of regulations
有一本规则
As to who sits next to who
谁坐在谁的旁边
But there might be complications
但可能会出现一些并发症
When the blue blood's not so blue
当蓝色的血液不再忧伤时
So the priestess with the leastes protocol
所以这位女祭司遵守着最起码的规矩
Is the hostess with the mostest on the ball
是最有钱的女主人吗
An Ambassador has just reached the shore
一位大使刚靠岸
He's a man of many loves
他是个有很多爱的男人
An important gent from the Orient
一位来自东方的重要绅士
To be handled with kid gloves
小心处理
He can come and let his hair down
他可以来把头发放下来
Have the best time of his life
度过他生命中最美好的时光
Even bring his new affair down
甚至毁掉他的新恋情
Introduce her as his wife
介绍她为他的妻子
But she mustn't leave her panties in the hall
但她不能把她的内裤留在走廊上
Of the priestess with the leastest
最卑微的女祭司
Nor the hostess with the mostest
也不是拥有最漂亮的女主人
With the mostest on the ball
拥有最厉害的人物
