笨小笨Anything You Can Do歌词由Ethel Merman&Ray Middleton演唱，出自专辑《Cabin in the Sky (Forgotten Fifties)》，下面是《Anything You Can Do》完整版歌词！
Anything You Can Do歌词完整版
And now little lady
If you'll kindly step up to the parapet
I'll give you a lesson in marksmanship
You couldn't give me a lesson
In long distance spittin'
Anything you can do I can do better
I can do any thing better than you
No you can't yes I can
No you can't yes I can
No you can't yes I can yes I can
Anything you can be I can be greater
Sooner or later
I'm greater than you
No you're not yes I am
No you're not yes I am
No you're not yes I am yes I am
I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that Yes so can a rat
Any note you can reach
I can go higher
I can sing anything higher than you
No you can't yes I can
No you can't yes I can
No you can't yes I can
No you can't yes I can
No you can't yes I can
Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you
Fifty cents forty cents
Thirty cents twenty cents
No you can't yes I can yes I can
Anything you can say
I can say softer
I can say anything softer than you
No you can't yes I can
No you can't yes I can
No you can't yes I can yes I can
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
I can do it quicker and get even sicker
I can open any safe
Without bein' caught Sure
That's what I thought you crook
Any note you can hold
I can hold longer
I can hold any note longer than you
No you can't yes I can
No you can't yes I can
No you can't yes I can
No you can't yes I can
Yes you can
Anything you can wear
I can wear better
In what you wear
I'd look better than you
In my coat In your vest
In my shoes In your hat
No you can't yes I can yes I can
Anything you say I can say faster
I can say anything faster than you
I can you can I can
I can jump a hurdle
I can wear a girdle
I can knit a sweater
I can fill it better
I can do most anything
Can you bake a pie No
Neither can I
Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter
I can sing anything sweeter than you
No you can't yes I can
No you can't oh yes I can
No you can't yes I can
No you can't yes I can
No you can't can't can't
Yes I can can can
Yes I can
