笨小笨Honey， Don’t You Want A Man Like Me? (Live)歌词由Frank Zappa演唱，出自专辑《Philly ’76 (Live At Spectrum Theater， Philadelphia，PA/1976)》，下面是《Honey， Don’t You Want A Man Like Me? (Live)》完整版歌词！
Honey， Don’t You Want A Man Like Me? (Live)歌词完整版
Honey Don't You Want A Man Like me -Frank Zappa
Honey honey hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
He was the Playboy Type (he smoke a pipe)
His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE "
He had an Irish Setter
It was a singles bar a Tuesday night
The moon was dim the band was tight
They did the bump together
What a splendid sight,(Ren-nen-nen-nen) her teeth were white
The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite)
He was glad that he met her
She was an office girl ("My name is Betty")
Her fav'rite group was HELEN REDDY
(They discussed the weather)
Honey honey hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey hey
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a man
She was the lonely sort just a little too short
Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport
Was (in hockey the winter)
He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest
Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best
As he jabbed his elbow in her ("Get it honey Get it ")
Later on they went off to where the music was soft
The candles were drippy they saw a REAL HIPPY
Who delivered their dinner
The rice was brown and soon they found
That the crowd around that had jammed the room
Well it seemed to be getting thinner
Honey honey hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey hey
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a man
He took her home to a motor court
She wouldn't kiss him he tried to ignore it
But it made him angry
Angry it made me angry it made me so angry I could have killed that
Lousy B**CH )
He called her a slut a pig and a whore
A b**ch and a cunt and she slammed the door
In a petulant frenzy
(A petulant frenzy this is a petulant frenzy
I'm petulant and I'm having a frenzy)
On the sofa she weeps
BOO HOO HOO HOO
She weeps and she weeps
BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO
She weeps and she peeks
Through the curtain
He just got in his car
But the battery's dead
So he asks to use the phone
And she gives him some head
And that's the end of the story
Honey honey hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey hey
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a man
