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Welcome to the Internet (Metal Cover|Explicit) - FamilyJules
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Lyrics by：Bo Burnham
Composed by：Bo Burnham
Welcome to the internet
欢迎来到网络世界
Have a look around
四处看看
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
你能想到的一切都能找到
We've got mountains of content-some better some worse
我们有堆积如山的内容——有好有坏
If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first
如果你不感兴趣你会是第一个
Welcome to the internet
欢迎来到网络世界
Come and take a seat
过来坐下吧
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet
你想看新闻还是什么有名的女人的脚
There's no need to panic
没必要惊慌
This isn't a test haha
这不是测试哈哈
Just not or shake your head and we'll do the rest
千万不要摇摆你的头剩下的交给我们
Welcome to the internet
欢迎来到网络世界
What would you prefer
你更喜欢什么
Would you like to fight for
你是否愿意为
Civil rights or tweet a racial slur
公民权利还是在网上胡说八道
Be happy be horny
开心点兴奋点
Be bursting with rage
怒火中烧
We've got a million different ways to engage
我们有一百万种不同的相处方式
Welcome to the internet
欢迎来到网络世界
Put your cares aside
抛开你的顾虑
Here's a tip for straining pasta
这是过滤意面的小窍门
Here's a nine-year-old who died
这是一个九岁的孩子
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
我们有电影有医生还有梦幻体育
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of
还有一堆彩色铅笔画的
All the different characters in
不同的角色
Harry Potter f**king each other
像哈利·波特一样互相伤害
Welcome to the internet
欢迎来到网络世界
Hold on to your socks
紧紧抓牢你的袜子
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
因为有个家伙好心地给你发了他老二的照片
They are grainy and off-putting he just sent you more
都是些模糊不清的东西他给你寄了更多
Don't act surprised-you know you like it you w***e
不要装作惊讶的样子你知道你喜欢你的女人
See a man beheaded get offended see a shrink
看到有人被砍头生气了就去看心理医生
Show us pictures of your children
给我们看看你孩子的照片
Tell us every thought you think
告诉我们你的每一个想法
Start a rumor buy a broomer
制造谣言买一把枪
Send a death threat to a boomer
对婴儿潮一代发出死亡威胁
Or DM a girl and groom her
或者给一个女孩发私信精心打扮
Do a zoomer find a tumor in your
用放大镜检查你的肿瘤
Here's a healthy breakfast option
这是一种健康的早餐选择
You should kill your mom
你应该杀了你妈妈
Here's why women never f**k you
这就是为什么女人从不和你缠绵
Here's how you can build a bomb
你可以这样制作一个炸弹
Which Power Ranger are you
你是哪一种力量游侠
Take this quirky quiz
来做个古怪的小测验
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
奥巴马派移民去给你们的孩子接种疫苗
Could I interest you in everything all of the time
我能否让你一直对我感兴趣
A little bit of everything all of the time
每时每刻都付出一点真心
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
漠不关心是一场悲剧厌倦是一种罪恶
Anything and everything all of the time
任何事任何事
Could I interest you in everything all of the time
我能否让你一直对我感兴趣
A little bit of everything all of the time
每时每刻都付出一点真心
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
漠不关心是一场悲剧厌倦是一种罪恶
Anything and everything all of the time
任何事任何事
You know it wasn't always like this
你知道并非一直都是这样
Not very long ago just before your time
不久以前就在你的时代到来之前
Right before the towers fell circa 99
就在大楼倒塌之前大约99年
This was catalogs travel blogs a chatroom or two
这是目录旅游博客一两个聊天室
We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you
我们瞄准目标彻夜等待你
You insatiable you
你不知满足
Mommy let you use her iPad you were barely two
妈妈让你用她的iPad你还不到两岁
And it did all the things we designed it to do
它实现了我们设计的所有功能
Now look at you oh look at you
现在看看你看看你
You you unstoppable watchable
你势不可挡引人瞩目
Your time is now your inside's out honey how you grew
现在是你的时代了你的身体出了问题亲爱的你成长了吗
And if we stick together who knows what we'll do
如果我们团结一致谁知道我们会做什么
It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
我一直计划着把世界掌控在你的手中
Could I interest you in everything all of the time
我能否让你一直对我感兴趣
A bit of everything all of the time
每时每刻都有点点滴滴
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
漠不关心是一场悲剧厌倦是一种罪恶
Anything and everything all of the time
任何事任何事
Could I interest you in everything all of the time
我能否让你一直对我感兴趣
A little bit of everything all of the time
每时每刻都付出一点真心
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
漠不关心是一场悲剧厌倦是一种罪恶
Anything and everything and anything and everything
什么都愿意
Welcome to the internet
欢迎来到网络世界
Please don't be absurd
请别胡言乱语
I made a living playing songs from games that
我靠着玩游戏里的歌谋生
No one's ever heard
无人知晓
And you can make it too
你也可以成功
On Youtube or TikTok all right
在YouTube上或者TikTok上都可以
As long as you're unique cool cringe
只要你是独一无二的就行
Or fun or you're white
或者有趣或者你是白人
Self-identify with numbers
自我认同数字
Watch an e-girl cry
看着一个电子女孩伤心落泪
Incognito search for how much
隐姓埋名搜索多少
Nutmeg eaten gets you high
吃肉豆蔻让你兴奋不已
Show a nipple Punch a cripple
露出一个乳头一拳打在瘸帮上
Break the terms of service triple
违背我们的服务条款
Algorhythms logarithmically will show you how you'll die
韵律会告诉你你会怎么死
Can I interest you in everything all of the time
我能否让你一直对我感兴趣
Line a streamer and Jeff Bezos'
亮出旗帜JeffBezos的手势
Pockets with your free Twitch Prime
口袋里装着免费的TwitchPrime手枪
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
漠不关心是一场悲剧厌倦是一种罪恶
A little bit of everything all of the time
每时每刻都付出一点真心
Can I interest you in everything all of the time
我能否让你一直对我感兴趣
A little bit of everything all of the time
每时每刻都付出一点真心
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
漠不关心是一场悲剧厌倦是一种罪恶
Anything and everything and anything and everything
什么都愿意
And anything and everything and
任何事
All of the time
每时每刻
