笨小笨Gas歌词由Ray Stevens演唱，出自专辑《Gas》，下面是《Gas》完整版歌词！
Gas歌词完整版
You know a lot of folks have suggested I do a song about gas so I cut one
At a recent rare press conference in the White House rose garden
A reporter was heard to ask Mr President what's your biggest problem
With a furrowed brow he turned to the camera and solemnly started to speak
He said I've tried to contain the situation but we seem to have a leak
Then his eyes glazed over and through the haze he said I don't want to be crass
And I see you've gotten wind of the problem even though you're wearing masks
But it had to slip out sooner or later and the aftermath will surely linger
So all I can say is take a deep breath strike a match and pull my finger
My fellow Americans the problem is
Gas
We need to clear the air
As you know I've decreased production
It's a problem everywhere
It's a weapon of mass destruction
It's a stinky situation
Will leave a stain on my whole administration
How did I ever lose control
Wuh oh here we go fire in the hole
Well something sure smells about this situation
And congress won't allow any drilling
I even raised a stink at the United Nations
I said somewhere there's got to be a villain
Cause I smell a rat behind it all
But we'll smoke him out sure as shootin'
It's anybody's guess but I must confess that all the evidence is pointing to Putin
I don't want to be a demagogue
But I think you will agree
Somebody's got to cut through the fog
It's a national emergency
It's a stinky situation
Will leave a stain on my whole administration
How did I ever lose control
Uh oh here we go fire in the hole
Where you going
Hold on I'm not through yet
The roses are starting to turn brown
Well alright just go on out there
Leave me alone
first Lady what's for dinner tonight
Oh no not beans again
