笨小笨Hell’s Great Dad歌词由Andrew Underberg&Sam Haft&Jeremy Jordan&Amir Talai&Erika Henningsen&Kimiko Glenn演唱，出自专辑《Hazbin Hotel Original Soundtrack (Part 2) [Explicit]》，下面是《Hell’s Great Dad》完整版歌词！
Hell’s Great Dad歌词完整版
Hell's Great Dad - Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft/Jeremy Jordan/Amir Talai/Erika Henningsen/Kimiko Glenn
Lyrics by：Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft
Haha looks like you could use some help
哈哈 你好像需要帮助
From the big boss of Hell himself
不如就让我这位地狱大老板来出手相帮
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
看看爹地在Yelp上可圈可点的评论
Five stars flawless greater than great
五星好评 完美无瑕 简直是无与伦比的神迹
Oh with the punch of a pentagram
五芒星拳一出动
I wap-bam-boom alakazam
嘛哩吗哩轰 魔法显灵
Usually I charge a sacrificial lamb
平常想我出手 不付牲祭之礼可行不通
But you get the family rate
但今天可以给你个亲人特惠
Thanks dad
谢了 老爸
Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef
有了顶级厨师 谁还需要一个服务员
Woah-oh-oh
哇哦哦哦
Michelin-tasting menu free à la carte
米其林级别的美味佳肴通通都任你选
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
我可以为你暗箱操纵 谁叫我是裁判呢？
Champagne fountains caviar mountains that's just to start
香槟喷泉 鱼子酱山 这还只是开胃小菜
Who's been here since day one
是谁第一天起就待在这里？
Who's been faithful as a nun
是谁对你忠诚如修女？
Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun
是谁用老掉牙的双关语逗得你眉眼弯弯？
Your executive producer
你的策划执行官
That's true
确实如此
I'm your guy your day-to-day
我是你的好帮手 日常帮你打下手
Your chum your steadfast hotelier
你的闺中密友 你忠贞不二的酒店经营人
Remember when I fixed that clog today
还记得今天堵塞的马桶是谁修好的吗？
I was stuck thank you sir
我被卡住了 谢谢你 先生
Oh you
噢 你
I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
能和你建立如此羁绊 我深感荣幸
You're like the child that I wish that I had
我多希望你就是我的孩子
Uh what
额 什么？！
I care for you just like a daughter I spawned
我关心你就像你是我亲生的
Hold on now
等等 现在什么情况？
It's a little funny you could almost call me dad
有点意思不是吗？你都可以管我叫爸爸
They say when you're looking for assistance
人们说寻求帮助时
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
聪明人会选择阻力最小的那条路
Others say that in your needy hour
也有人说 最为艰难的时候
There's no substitute for pure angelic power
没有什么能比过纯粹的天使之力
Who just happens to also be your blood
而他又恰好是你的血亲
Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud
不幸的是 亲生父母有时缺位无用
They say the family you choose is better
你为自己选择的家人才是灵魂所在
What a bunch of losers
一群垃圾玩意儿
Can you butt out of my song
你能别来嚯嚯我的歌吗？
Your song
你的歌？
I started this
是我先开始唱的
I'm singing it I'll finish it
既然我开始唱了 我就要唱完
Oh you tacky piece of
你这个缺乏教养的
It's me yes it's me
是我 对 就是我
I know you were all waiting for me
我知道你们全都在等我
I'm here what a gas
现在我来了 气氛正好
Took a while but I'm present at last
花了我不少时间 但我最终还是出现了
It's me it's me
是我 就是我
Mimzy
Who
你谁啊
