笨小笨Welcome to the Cheap Seats (其他)歌词由The Wonder Stuff演唱，出自专辑《If the Beatles Had Read Hunter... The Singles》，下面是《Welcome to the Cheap Seats (其他)》完整版歌词！
Welcome to the Cheap Seats (其他)歌词完整版
Laugh when he jokes slap him when he chokes
It's time to give up the smokes
And ohh when he cries don't wipe his eyes
Take the wine from the swine
And remind him of his crimes
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Imagine his suprise when he opened his eyes
And I'd run the lawnmower over his thighs
Imagine the disturbance
At the time of the occurance
When his life became a burden
And we laughed at his cries
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Welcome to the cheap seats Welcome to the cheap seats
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
