笨小笨Step Right Up (Live)歌词由Tom Waits演唱，出自专辑《Tickets For The Bachelors (Live 1977)》，下面是《Step Right Up (Live)》完整版歌词！
Step Right Up (Live)歌词完整版
Artist：tom waits
Songs Title：step right up
Step right up, step right up, step right up
Everyones a winner, bargains galore
Thats right, you too can be the proud owner
Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
One-tenth of a dollar, one-tenth of a dollar, we got service after sales
You need perfume? we got perfume, how bout an engagement ring?
Something for the little lady, something for the little lady
Something for the little lady, hmm
Three for a dollar
We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale
And a smoke-damaged furniture, you can drive it away today
Act now, act now, and receive as our gift, our gift to you
They come in all colors, one size fits all
No muss, no fuss, no spills, youre tired of kitchen drudgery
Everything must go, going out of business, going out of business
Going out of business sale
Fifty percent off original retail price, skip the middle man
Dont settle for less
How do we do it? how do we do it? volume, volume, turn up the volume
Now youve heard it advertised, dont hesitate
Dont be caught with your drawers down
Dont be caught with your drawers down
You can step right up, step right up
Thats right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices
Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots
It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper thats been at large
Under the chaise lounge for several weeks
And it plays a mean rhythm master
It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
And its only a dollar, step right up, its only a dollar, step right up
Cause it forges your signature
If not completely satisfied, mail back unused portion of product
For complete refund of price of purchase
Step right up
Please allow thirty days for delivery, dont be fooled by cheap imitations
You can live in it, live in it, laugh in it, love in it
Swim in it, sleep in it
Live in it, swim in it, laugh in it, love in it
Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets, thats right
And it entertains visiting relatives, it turns a sandwich into a banquet
Tired of being the life of the party?
Change your shorts, change your life, change your life
Change into a nine-year-old hindu boy, get rid of your wife,
And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax
Doubles on sax, you can jump back jack, see you later alligator
See you later alligator
And it steals your car
It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking
Its a friend, and its a companion,
And its the only product you will ever need
Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing
Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff
Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job
And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange
And it gives you denture breath
And you know its a friend, and its a companion
And it gets rid of your travelers checks
Its new, its improved, its old-fashioned
Well it takes care of business, never needs winding
Never needs winding, never needs winding
Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis
Christ, you dont know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy
Cmon, cmon, cmon, cmon
Cause its effective, its defective, it creates household odors
It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
It gives you an erection, it wins the election
Why put up with painful corns any longer?
Its a redeemable coupon, no obligation, no salesman will visit your home
We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed
How do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it
We need your business, were going out of business
Well give you the business
Get on the business end of our going-out-of-business sale
Receive our free brochure, free brochure
Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions, batteries not included
Send before midnight tomorrow, terms available
Step right up, step right up, step right up
You got it buddy: the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away
Step right up, you can step right up, you can step right up
Cmon step right up
(get away from me kid, you bother me...)
Step right up, step right up, step right up, cmon, cmon, cmon, cmon, cmon
Step right up, you can step right up, cmon and step right up
Cmon and step right up
