笨小笨Funky Cold Medina歌词由Tone Loc演唱，出自专辑《The Best Of 80’s， Vol. 4》，下面是《Funky Cold Medina》完整版歌词！
Funky Cold Medina歌词完整版
Funky Cold Medina - Toneloc
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I dig it
我懂
Go cooling at a bar
去酒吧放松一下
And I'm looking for some action
我期待着行动起来
But like Mick Jagger said
但就像MickJagger说的那样
I can't get no satisfaction
我得不到满足
The girls are all around
身边美女如云
But none of them wanna get wit' me
但没人想和我在一起
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin deaf
我焕然一新我看起来像个聋子
Yo what's up with L-O-C
哟怎么回事
The girls are all jocking
姑娘们都兴奋不已
At the other end of the bar have
在酒吧的另一头
Drinking with some no name chump
和一个没什么名气的家伙喝酒
When they know that I'm the star
当他们知道我是明星
So I got up and strolled over
于是我站起来走了过去
To the other side of the cantina
来到酒吧的另一边
I asked the guy why you so fly
我问那个家伙你为什么这么酷
He said funky cold medina
他说酷冷的Medina
Funky cold medina
酷炫冷酷的Medina
This brother told me a secret
这位兄弟告诉我一个秘密
On how to get more chicks
教你如何勾搭更多妹子
Put a little medina in your glass
在你的杯子里倒一点那种东西
And the girls'll come real quick
姑娘们很快就会来
It's better than any alcohol
这比任何酒精都好
Or aprhodisiac
亦或是患上失光症
A couple of sips of this love potion
And she'll be on your lap
她会依偎在你的膝上
So I gave some to my dog
所以我给了我的狗狗一点
When he began to beg
当他开始乞求时
And then he licked his bowl
然后舔了舔碗
And he looked at me
他看着我
And did the wild thing on my leg
在我的腿上做了疯狂的事
He used to scratch and bite me
他曾经抓我咬我
Before he was much much meaner
在他变得更加刻薄以前
But now all the poodles run to my house
但现在所有的贵宾犬都跑来我家
For the funky cold medina
在这寒冷的麦地那
Y'know what I'm saying
你懂我的意思吧
I got every dog in my neighborhood
我的邻居都有我的兄弟
Breaking down my door
破门而入
I got Spuds McKenzie
我有好货
Alex from Stroughs
来自Strougs的Alex
They won't leave my dog alone
他们不会放过我的兄弟
With that Medina pal
和那个Medina朋友在一起
I went up to this girl
我走向一个女孩
She said"Hi my name is Sheena"
她说嗨我叫席娜
I'd thought she'd be good to go
我以为她可以走了
With a little funky cold medina
带着一点时髦冷酷的Medina
She said "I'd like a drink"
她说我想喝一杯
I said hmm OK I'll go get it
我说好吧我会去拿
And then a couple of sips
然后小酌几口
She cold licked her lips
她冷若冰霜舔了舔嘴唇
And I knew that she was wit' it
我知道她心领神会
So I took her to my crib and
所以我带她去我家
Everything went as well as planned
一切都按计划进行
But when she got undressed
但当她褪去衣衫
It was a big ol' mess
真是一团糟
Sheena was a man
谢娜是个男人
So I threw him out
所以我把他扔了出去
I don't fool around
我不会胡作非为
With no Oscar Mayer Weiner
没有奥斯卡·梅耶·韦纳
You must be sure you're girl is pure
你必须确定你是个纯洁的女孩
For the funky cold medina
在这寒冷的麦地那
Y'know
你懂的
Y'know what a man
你知道我多厉害
This is the eighties
这是八十年代
And the Loc is down wit' the ladies
Loc酒吧和姑娘们尽情放纵
Break it down
细细道来
HA HA
哈哈
HA HA
哈哈
HA HA
哈哈
HA HA
哈哈
HA HA
哈哈
HA HA
哈哈
Black in the saddle
黑色的马鞍
Lookin' for a little affection
寻找一点爱
I took a shot as a contestant
作为一名参赛者我尝试过
On the Love Connection
关于爱的联结
The audience voted
观众投
And y'know they picked a winner
你知道他们选择了赢家
I took my date to the Hilton
For medina and some dinner
去麦地那吃晚餐
She had a few drinks
她喝了几杯酒
I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting
我在想我很快就会得到什么
Instead she started talking about
结果她开始说
Plans for our wedding
准备我们的婚礼
So a couple of sips of this love
啜饮几口这份爱
Now is so fast how is senior
现在过得好快怎么样
As well as find you don't play around
发现你不是闹着玩的
What a funky cold medina
多么酷炫寒冷的麦地那
Y'know what I'm saying
你懂我的意思吧
That medina's a monster
Medina是个怪物
Funky cold medina
酷炫冷酷的Medina
