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We're running low on resumes
You want a job with Popular Mechanics
If you're gonna work for mechanics those are the ones
Guys I'm going for anything here I can't be a waitress anymore
I'm sick of the lousy tips I'm sick of being called Excuse Me
Paper cut Paper cut Here
Grapefruit juice Grapefruit juice
Okay we're almost done Only 20 more to go
Rach did you proofread these Yeah Why
Nothing I'm sure they'll be impressed with your compuper skills
Oh my God Do you think it's on all of them
No I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few
The One With the Poker
They call this a love seat but I'm not feeling anything special towards you
Hey guys Hey
Hi ladies
Can I get you anything Did you bring the mail
Lots of responses Really Sure we have scones left
Read them
Dear Miss Greene：Thank you for your inquiry However
We have apple cinnamon Dear Ms Greene Yeah yeah No
What Your Visa bill is huge
Give me that
Linda's great Why won't you go out with her
I don't know ls this about her
The Flintstones could have really happened thing
It's not just that I want someone who does something for me
Who gets my heart pounding
Who makes me
Little playthings with yarn
What
Could you want her more
Who
Dee the sarcastic sister from What's Happening
Look I'm totally over her
Hi Coffee
No we're fine Okay
Shut up We're not saying anything
Thank you We were playing poker
There was chocolate on the three It looked like an eight
You should have seen him Read them and weep
And then he did
Now how come you guys have never played poker with us
Yeah what is that Like some kind of ***ist guy thing
It's poker so only guys can play No Women can play
Then what is it Some kind of like some kind of you know
All right what is it
There are just no women in our game
We just don't know any women who know how to play poker
That is a lame excuse It's a typical guy response
Do you know how to play
No
But you could teach us No
Okay so now we draw cards
So I wouldn't need any I have a straight
Oh good for you Congratulations
Pheebs how many do you want I just need two
The 10 of spades and the 6 of clubs
No you can't I have the 10 of spades Here
Thanks
No you can't do that Don't need them I'm going for fours
Oh you're
You're going for fours Chandler could you Thanks man
We've got salmon roulettes and crudites
What are you doing
In poker there's no food with more than one syllable
It's got to be like chips or dip or pretz
I hope you'll let it slide just this once I was all out of pretz
Now the dealer
We got it Let's play for real High stakes Big bucks
You sure Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy
But I'm ready So just deal
Okay last minute lesson Joey
Three
Eight
Eight Three All right very good
D**n it d**n it d**n it
Joey had two fives showing so for you to raise was
Yes
Downright gutsy
I see so you were lying About what
About how good your cards were I was bluffing
And what is bluffing
Is it not another word for lying
We've got to settle Settle what
The Jamestown colony of Virginia
See King George is giving us the land
The game Rachel You owe us money Right
It's their first time Let's forget about the money
Hell no We'll pay
Monica I had another answer all ready
And you know what We want a rematch
That's fine with me Could use some money
You're enjoying this aren't you Well yeah I am
So you get your ya yas by taking money from your friends
Yes and I get my ya yas from KEA
You have to put them together yourself but they cost less
Look this is poker I play to win
For me to win others have to lose
If you're gonna play don't expect me to be nice
Because once those cards are dealt
Yeah
I'm not a nice guy
All right let's eat
Did you get that from the I Love Rachel Pizzeria
You still on that What was with that Black Bart speech
When I play poker I'm not a nice guy
You're way off
No I don't think so because I think you love her
No I might have had feelings for her at one time Not anymore
I just
Marcel Where are you going with that disk
You are not putting that on again
If you press that button you are in very big trouble
Yeah I know He can get really competitive
What
Hello kettle This is Monica You're black
Please
I'm not as bad as Ross
I beg to differ The Pictionary incident
That wasn't an incident
I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand
I got an interview You're kidding Where
Oh Rachel
It's like the mother ship is calling you home
What's the job Assistant buyer
I would be shopping
For a living
That's Aunt lris She's been playing poker since she was 5
You've got to listen to every word she says
Ls Tony Randall dead I don't think so
He may be now I hit him with my car My God really
No that's bluffing Lesson number one
Let me tell you something Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap
Nice earrings Thank you
Girls sit down Aunt lris this is Phoebe and Rachel
Listen I'm parked at a meter Let's do it Okay
We'll start with five card draw
Then we'll go into the studs and the hold 'ems I talked to Cousin Nathan
Don't touch the cards when somebody is dealing
How is Nathan
Now he thinks he's a man in a woman's body
Don't you mean a woman in a man's body
It should be so simple
All right
I'm gonna pay for that tonight
Hi Guys guess what
The fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident
No the interview
Unbelievable She absolutely loved me
We talked for over two hours We've the same taste in clothes
And I went to camp with her cousin
The job is perfect I can do this That's great
Then she told a funny story Great tell us and we'll laugh
Let's play poker
Listen we talked about it and if you don't wanna play it's okay
Yes we can play some other game Like Pictionary
Very funny
But we'd like to try poker again Yes I think we should
Do you want me to shuffle those That's okay I'm gonna give it a go
So Pheebs owes 7 50 Monica owes 10 00
And Rachel you owe 1 5 big ones
Thanks for teaching us Cross Eyed Mary We gotta play that other way
All right here's my 7 50 But this money is cursed
What I cursed it
Now bad things will happen to the spender
I'll take it Bad things happen to me anyway
This way I can split them up with a movie
So that just leaves the big Greene poker machine who owes 1 5
Let's see Rach I'm opening up a new art gallery
And I could sure use the portraits of Lincoln and Hamilton
It's so typical I'm a man I have a *****
I have to win money to exert my power over women
This isn't over
We'll play you again We'll win You'll lose
You'll beg We'll laugh
We'll take every last dime you have And you'll hate yourselves forever
Kind of stepped on my point there Mon
I can't believe you lost How much did they take
Like 30 bucks
I'll give you that money back Really
No I'm bluffing You guys haven't learned crap
Hand me the cards Can l
Yes
Wanna give us your money now We can skip the formality of really playing
No that's fine We'll see who has the last laugh monkey boy
Done with chitchat Ready for serious poker
You guys look The one eyed jack follows me wherever I go
Right Serious poker
Mon got any more of those salmon You want to eat or play poker
Where are you going To the bathroom
Want to go to the bathroom or play poker
Go to the bathroom
Well I'm gonna order a pizza No
I'm waiting to hear from that job The store closes at 9:00 Eat then
That's fine I'll just have a Tic Tac to hold me over
All right Cincinnati No blinds Everybody ante
Yes
Or no
All right Your money's mine Greene Your fly's open Geller
You know what I just realized Joker is poker with a J
Coincidence
That's jo incidence with a C
Phoebe Yeah I'm out
I'm in Me too
Me too What do you got
You better hop out of the shower because I got a flush
Well well well
Hop back in bucko because I got four sixes
I got four sixes I won I actually won Oh my God
You know what I'll make a little Ross pile
Look
I think that one was Ross' And I think that one was Ross'
Well I have got your money And you'll never see it
And your fly's still open
I made you look
I'm in I couldn't be in er
Monica in or out
I hate this game
Joey your bet
I fold like a hooker who got hit in the stomach
By a fat guy with sores on his face
I'm out
Ross I'm very in
Chandler Couldn't be more out
Me too Rachel
I will see you and I'll raise you Do you wanna waste another buck
No not this time What did you have
I'm not telling Show them
No Show them
Get your hands out of there I've had dates like this
Boy you really can't stand to lose can you
Your whole face is getting red Veins popping out of your temple
Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants
I'm not losing You're definitely losing
Hello Rachel Greene
Excuse me It's about the job
Barbara hi How are you
No I understand
Come on No I'm fine Don't be silly Yeah
But if anything else opens up please
Hello
Sorry Rach
There's gonna be lots of other stuff
Okay
Where were we Where were we
Look Rach we don't have to do this Yes we do
All right Check Check
I'm in for 50 cents Call
I'm in
I see your 50 cents
And I raise you 5
I thought it was a 50 cent limit
I just lost a job I'd like to raise it 5
Does anyone have a problem with that
Not at all No
Loser
No I fold What do you mean you fold
I thought thatOnce the cards are dealt I'm not a nice guy
Were you just full of it
I'm in
How many do you want One
Dealer takes two
What do you bet I bet 2
Okay I see your 2
And I raise you
20
I see your 20
Raise you 25
I see your 25 and Monica get my purse
Rachel there's nothing in it
Okay then get me your purse
Here you go Good luck Thank you
I saw your 25 and I raise you
Seven
Teen 1
Joey I'm a little shy
That's okay Ross You can ask me
What do you need 1 5 15
Here's 10 I got 5 10 5
Thank you Good luck
I am calling your 1 7
What do you got
Full house
You got me
That's tough to beat I thought we had it
When you don't have the cards you don't have the cards
But look how happy she is
Airmail Airplane Airport Airport '75
Time's up
Bye Bye Birdie
That's a bird
That's a bird
Okay it's my turn
Go
Bean Bean
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
That you get
That you get
