笨小笨SCARY MOVIE歌词由Dan Derson&Kegel and Greg演唱，出自专辑《Scattershot》，下面是《SCARY MOVIE》完整版歌词！
SCARY MOVIE歌词完整版
Like you’re livin’ in a scary movie
Don’t look behind the curtain and don’t split up
If the power goes out, you’re out of luck
Everything’s quiet, shh, then cue in the music
Like we’re livin’ in a scary movie
Once upon a midnight dreary
Sitting by the fire in our study feeling scary
Writin’ our rhymes till our heads gettin’ weary
Shadows on the wall making faces, gettin scary
Getting goosebumps, our arms getting hairy
Thunder, lightning outside, you know it was scary
Writin’ years worth of tunes, call that anniversary
Till a knock on the door came so damn scary
We got up nervous and we checked it (checked it)
Creaked open the door and inspected (inspected)
We saw not a wraith or a spectre (a spectre)
So we returned to our study and reflected (reflected)
But then we heard a crash in the kitchen
We snapped toward each other, fear-stricken
We ran to the kitchen, found a brick and
Some shattered glass below the window sill’s position (uh-oh)
A drip of blood trailed around the corner (the corner)
And a lingering smell of marijuana (marijuana)
Dan followed the blood and I followed the chronic (yep)
All around the mansion searchin’, super neurotic
Till I looked around and all was dark and silent
I was all alone and a scream pierced the quiet (aah)
As a figure approached, swift and violent
I grabbed a fire poker, “Let’s start this riot”
We interrupt this broadcast to alert you that there is a killer on the loose
He seems to be murdering people and breaking into their homes
So anyone, if you hear anything, just be alert, and, and remain calm, please
The figure had a mask and the breath of a killer
He smelled like weed and ice cream vanilla
He shone a knife, black cloak like night, and when he strode up to me, I ran for me life
Out the back door, flyin’ into the bush
Through the trees, away, sprinting fast and hard
Till I heard a voice I knew from right behind me
Kegel askin’, “Dan, did you see him too? He's frightening”
We slowed to a halt, just me and Kegel in the clearing
I said, “The figure who’s chasing us must have disappeared”
“You really think we lost him? I don't know ‘bout that”
Then we both turned our heads when we heard a branch snap
He had glowing white eyes and a cloak all black
That’s when we tried to take a couple steps back
Then he bolted forward towards us and he gave his knife a slash
And he missed and we made off into the night without a scratch
I felt a stinging pain starting in my right hip, bad
I looked down and saw the figure left a nasty gash
He must have clipped me when Kegel and I turned and dashed
Then I heard him gaining on us, so I had to think fast
“Kegel, let’s go up to the…uh”, I hit a bramble and I stumbled
And I tried to catch myself, but the stumble turned to a tumble
The killer plunged a knife into my gut, and then he mumbled
“How ya goin’ mate”
“Wait, wha…Kegel, he’s coming to get ya”
“Run” (get ya)
He’s coming, he’s coming
He’s coming
It’s the killing machine
Blegh
It’s us again, um
There’s no time to explain, just
You have to go, you have to run for your lives
He’s coming
Don’t look behind the curtain and don’t split up
If the power goes out, you’re out of luck
Everything’s quiet, shh, then cue in the music
Like we’re livin’ in a scary
Boo
I pull my knife out as my prey escapes into the twilight
Scared for his life, he’ll stray from the track, and then I shall strike
I bet Kegel’s like, “Oh man, that was Greg?”
“He cracked Dan like an egg, the blood was spilling like a keg”
Damn right, what a fright
It all started on Friday evening, I was printing some pamphlets
Grinning, ‘cause they were for a gig that Keeg’s and I were spinning
I started pinning them up around, then heard a sound from the camp shed
Walk in, it’s my nan’s head, and now Dan’s dead, and
I’m stalking Kegel from the trees like the Predator
Knife’s ready to cut up with ease like an editor
“Kill, kill, kill” in my ear like Voorhees
I follow these instructions and get to ready to strike like death’s executor
I got a whole bunch of kills, the first was my agent
Smashed his head in with a paddle that he bought with my royalties payment
My dogwalker too, and the postman, the barber
But left the best for last, and shh, Kegel thinks that he’s found safe harbor
Man, I’m so glad that this clearing is safe
Surrounded on all sides by tall trees and, wait, did I just see a face?
Near that branch right there? That looks like a figure
Suddenly, behind me, a ghostly Dan starts to appear, and he says
“Kegel, you gotta run, the killer is here”
“Greg is in these woods, hunting us like we are some deer”
“Wait, how do you know it’s Greg?”
“Well, his breath smelt like beer”
“What, no, it’s impossible, it can’t be my best friend”
And then I jump down, my knife pounds into the ground
I stand up, then pull it out, and swing
And I dodge and see on the ground a sharp stick
“Next time I won’t miss”
“Greg, you’re my brother, why are you doing this?”
“We were meant to start our next album, come on, man, get a grip”
I see Dan, he’s dead, so that must be a trick
But I still swing and fall through him and trip
I’ve picked up the stick, and I’ll use it as a knife, but I don’t wanna take your life
I quickly stab you in the thigh (aah)
I pull it out
We swing at each other at the same time
Don’t look behind the curtain and don’t split up
If the power goes out, you’re out of luck
Everything’s quiet, shh, then cue in the music
Like we’re livin’ in a scary movie, ha ha ha
No, no, no, no, please, come on, no
Then fade to black
