笨小笨Where’s My Sex?歌词由Weezer演唱，出自专辑《Hurley (Deluxe Edition)》，下面是《Where’s My Sex?》完整版歌词！
Where’s My Sex?歌词完整版
Where's My Sex? - Weezer (威瑟乐队)
Mom made my sex
妈妈让我变得性感
She knitted it with her hands
用她的双手打扮我
Sex-making is a family tradition
打造性感是一个家庭传统
Going back to the caveman days
回到穴居人的日子
They were walking around in a haze
他们一直在困惑
Until they figured it out
直到他们搞懂了
And they said 'gosh dang' this is great '
他们说天呐这太棒了
But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
但我现在像一个史前的怪人
Walking round with no sex at all
到处走 一点性感也没有
I said' Where's my sex
我说我的性感在哪
I thought it was here
我想在这儿
Under the bench
在板凳下
But it isn't there
但没有
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
我不知道它在哪消失了
I'm running late' I can't be late
我迟到了 我不能迟到
I can't go out without my sex
没有性感 我不能出去
It's cold outside and my toes get wet
外面很冷我的脚趾都湿了
And people will think that I'm an alien
人们会认为我是一个外星人
Just cruising in to make a friend
只是想寻找一个人交朋友
Meg likes to hide it
梅格喜欢隐藏它
She said that it gives her a kick
她说这让她受到教训
It may be under the rug
它可能是在地毯下面
Or stuck in a shoe closet
或困在鞋柜中
Or tumbling round in the washing machine
或者在洗衣机里翻滚
She's always trying to get me clean
她总是试图让我学会打扫
She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling
她加上洗涤剂 消除静电
It's gonna be another hour or more
会花费再一个小时或更多
Till I am ready to walk out the door
直到我准备走出门
I said' Where's my sex
我说我的性感在哪
I thought it was here
我想在这儿
Under the bench
在板凳下
But it isn't there
但没有
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
我不知道它在哪消失了
I'm running late' I can't be late
我迟到了 我不能迟到
I can't go out without my sex
没有性感 我不能出去
It's cold outside and my toes get wet
外面很冷我的脚趾都湿了
And people will think that I'm an alien
人们会认为我是一个外星人
Just cruising in to make a friend
只是想寻找一个人交朋友
People can you hear me talking
你能听到我说话吗
I know you all are happy' rocking
我知道你们都在快乐地摇摆
Could you lend me a dime' pretty please
你能借给我一分钱吗
Brother' sister' got time
哥哥姐姐有时间吗
I've got no sex on my feet
我的脚是光的
Sex in my drawer
性感在我抽屉里
Sex in my shoes
性感在我鞋子里
Or sex on the floor
性感在地板上
I said' Where's my sex
我说我的性感在哪
I thought it was here
我想在这儿
Under the bench
在板凳下
But it isn't there
但没有
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
我不知道它在哪消失了
I'm running late' I can't be late
我迟到了 我不能迟到
I can't go out without my sex
没有性感 我不能出去
It's cold outside and my toes get wet
外面很冷我的脚趾都湿了
And people will think that I'm an alien
人们会认为我是一个外星人
Just cruising in to make a friend
只是想寻找一个人交朋友
