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What are you guys doing up finishing the crossword
Do you know a six letter word for red
Dark red
Wrong but there's a connect the dots in here for you later
Hey how about maroon
Yes You are so smart
You guys are so cute
I know
See you in the morning
I love doing crossword puzzles with you
Me too
Now let's finish this and go to bed
Only one left
Three letter word Not dog but
Cat
You are so smart
I love you
I love you too
RainystariPod MP4
We still need a tip
All right Hold on
I got it
Nickel 5
How much do we need Couple of bucks 2
Okay dime 10
You guys keep talking This could take a while
Wait look it
This is a police badge
Cool But why would a cop come in here They don't serve dough****
Could you discover the badge again I can do better than that
I bet somebody's missing that badge
I should take it back But at the police station
I'll check their 10 Most Wanted List
My friend's been number 11 forever This could be her year
Hey you guys Hey Joey
Is that my sweatshirt
Yes it is I'm sorry I was cold I hope it's okay
It's just that if you wear someone's sweatshirt
Shouldn't it be your boyfriend's
And I'm not him
I'm sorry I'll give it back
It's gonna be all smelling like Monica
Do I smell bad
You smell like a meadow
I'm sorry
What's with him
The last time Joey went to a meadow his mother was shot by a hunter **
Look what I found It's a police badge
What's that doing here I don't see any dough****
Cops and dough****Come on
If Chandler had said it you'd all be on the floor
Cops dough****Me
I still don't know
I want to make sure I bought the right couch one that says
Kids welcome here but that also says
Come here to me
What You say that to kids
The Come here to me is you know for the ladies
Ross honey it's a nice couch it's not a magic couch
Well you picked a great couch
Sign here please Sure
The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch
That's ridiculous He lives three blocks away
I'll take it myself Thank you
All right Rach come on Let's go
Are you kidding
Come on It's only three blocks It's not very heavy Try it
Oh I can do it
You two will really enjoy that couch
We're not together
Something didn't quite add up there
What's that supposed to mean
Well you Her
I mean she's very
You know
And you're like
You know
Not that it's any of your business but we did go out
Really You two
I don't want to do this now I'm carrying a heavy couch
Then tell him quickly
Fine We went out
Not only did we go out
We did it 298 times 298
You kept count You are such a loser
A loser you did it with 298 times 298
Excuse me ma'am You can't put your cigarette out on a tree
Yeah I can It worked well
But you shouldn't So don't ever do that again
I won't Till I have my next cigarette
Hold it
N Y P D Freeze punk
That's right You are so busted
Book them
Who are you talking to Save it red
Apologize to the tree or spend the night in the slammer
I am not apologizing to a tree
You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup
Backup Backup
I'm sorry Sorry
Okay cancel backup Cancel backup
Didn't you say there was an elevator in here
Yes I did but there isn't Here we go
Don't you think we should rethink the whole hiring movers thing
No way They're a rip off
They check out your stuff and come back later and steal it
It's true I saw it on Dateline Oh I love Dateline
Jane Pauley is the one woman I would kiss
There's just something about her Rach can we concentrate
Yeah fine I listened to your dumb story
Okay go left
Left Left
Okay you know what There's no more left left
Lift it straight up over your head
Straight up You can do it
You can do it
Okay You got it
Go go Good good
You got it right You got it right You got
Any chance you think it looks good there
This guy was all：
And I'm all Buffay Homicide
It was just so cool
You were supposed to take it back I'm having fun doing good deeds 136 00:09:04170 00:09:07470 You can get arrested for impersonating a police
You could get arrested right now
I'd better take it back I'm totally drunk with power
Yeah I didn't know you guys would be here
Do me a favor Taste this What Why
It's okay Joe she's a trained chef
Actually I was looking for Phoebe
Well you just missed her
Was that her
I gotta go Joey wait a minute Wait
What is with you Nothing
You're acting strange
All right There is something
I kind of had a dream
But I don't want to talk about it
What if Martin Luther King had said that
I kind of have a dream
I don't want to talk about it
Look it involved Monica
You had a dream about the girl I'm seeing Cool
I dreamt about the girls he was seeing
Let's talk about your dream I love you Your dream
There was no ***I haven't dreamt of her like that
Since I found out about you two More or less
What was the dream about
You were my girlfriend We were doing the crossword puzzle
Like you did last night
That's it I'm in love with Monica I'll move out
Joey come on That doesn't mean you're in love with me
It doesn't
It could mean anything Like
You're jealous that I've become the apartment stud **
Sounds like your dream
Or it could mean you saw Chandler and me being close and stuff
And you want that too
In the dream I did enjoy the closeness
If that's what it was that'd be great I wouldn't have to move
Are you attracted to Monica
Right here right now are you attracted to her
Not really There you have it
Well sure I'm just wearing sweats
But that's good
You're not in love with me You just want a girlfriend
It's not just about getting a girlfriend
I could get a girlfriend We could sit and do crossword puzzles
But could we have the closeness like you have
Monica and I were friends before we dated Maybe that's it
Friends first
That's interesting
You become friends after No never done that either
Do you guys have a tape measure
Yeah It's actually in my bedroom
That's right
What's up Joey
How you doing
Excuse me Is this your car
Don't park here You're blocking the entrance
Don't worry It's not a problem
It's a problem for me so it's a problem for you because I'm a cop
So am l
Okay So you're a cop You can park anywhere
I know because I'm a cop too
Keep up the good work 10 4
Wait So what precinct are you with
I'm with the 57th 57
I know a guy in Homicide up there I'm in Vice
In fact I'm undercover right now I'm a w***e **
Who else is in Vice there
Do you know
Sipowicz
Sipowicz I don't think so
Yeah Sipowicz Yeah Big guy kind of bald
I don't know him
Don't try to call him He's not there He's out
His partner just died
Tell Sipowicz I'm real sorry for his loss
I sure will Take care
By the way I'm sure Sipowicz will be all right
I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good
Where'd you find my badge
Could you give me and Ross a hand moving his couch
I'd love to but I got acting class But you know what
I guess I could blow that off For you
Let me ask you something I was talking with Monica and Chandler
Boy they are really tight
I know
That's not a bad situation they got there
Think I'll get me one of those
What's up Joe
I think Monica and Chandler are so great
Because they were friends first
I saw you first so
What are you saying Maybe you and I crank it up a notch
You know honey
As flattered as I am
That you saw me first
I just don't think we should be cranking anything up
I'll treat you real nice
Yeah Well you know
I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date
But the way you do it is you meet someone become their friend
Build a foundation then ask them out on a date
Don't hit on your existing friends
Won't that take longer
Oh but once you find it
It's so worth the wait
I understand
Good
Man I wish I saw Phoebe first
Come here to me
No no You come here to me
I brought reinforcements Great You brought Joey
The next best thing
You brought Chandler The next best thing would be Monica
I would be offended but Monica is freakishly strong so
I drew a sketch of how we'll do it
Rach that's you
That's the couch
What's that
That's me
Certainly think a lot of yourself
No That's my arm
I see I thought you just really really liked your new couch
Just follow my lead
Come on Chandler
All right Okay
Here we go
All right Ready
Turn
Turn
Turn
I don't think we can turn any more I don't think it'll fit
Yeah it will Come on Up up up
Up Yes
Here we go Pivot
Pivot
Pivot
Pivot
Pivot
Pivot
Shut up Shut up Shut up
I don't think it'll pivot any more
You think
All right let's bring it back down and try again
I think it's really stuck now
I can't believe that didn't work I know Me neither
I mean you had a sketch
What did you mean when you said pivot
Man I cannot figure this out
Yeah because it's not 1985 1985
You guys guess what I ditched a cop
What What do you mean
He caught me using his badge and he tried to bust me
D**n real cops
How far did he chase you
Well he didn't really He just picked up his badge and stood there
Maybe we'll see you on World's Most Boring Police Chases
Why did you run I had to
You know impersonating a cop is like a Class E felony
Two to four years minimum I am not going back to that hellhole 24305 00:19:34740 00:19:37600 If I can just get it to pivot
We'll be back on track
Rach can I get some help please Yeah
Turn it off Turn it off
Maybe the firemen can help us move the couch when they get here
Wait wait wait It's a new couch It's a new couch
How's it going Make any new friends
Yeah I met this woman
What's she like
Well she's
Really good in bed ****
You were going to be friends first Hey it's all your fault
Why
You didn't give me advice You gave me a pickup line
I told her I wanted to build a foundation and be friends first
Suddenly through no fault of my own I became irresistible to her
And her roommate
What about the closeness
Closeness schmosness There was three of us for crying out loud
Who wants pizza
I do I do I do
This is great Can you believe I found it on the second floor
Who is it N Y P D
Oh my God
Just a minute officer
I'm looking for Phoebe Buffay My God it's him It's that cop
I can't believe he found me Are you gonna go to jail **
If I go down you guys go down with me
Harboring a fugitive That's one to three years minimum 13
Good luck Chandler
Arrest me but you'll never make it stick and you know it
I have no choice it's my job You understand right
And you understand that I'm calling my lawyer
And once he puts you on the stand he'll make you look like a fool
I don't like looking foolish
Maybe I don't arrest you today Maybe I came by and you weren't here
I'd love it if I weren't here
Since you're not going to jail tonight I was wondering if you'd
Iike to go to dinner with me
Me Yeah
Ever since you flashed my badge I can't stop thinking about you
You're the prettiest fake undercover w***e I've ever seen **
Nice
I didn't see that coming You're asking me out
I could've done it better but these people keep staring at me
I'd like to go out with you officer
Gary Gary
Okay so it's a date Yeah
I gotta ask you though How'd you know where to find me
You're fingerprints were all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer
And this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out
Impressive
Not as impressive as you I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff **
We'll talk at dinner
So I'll come by and pick you up All right I can't wait 2
Don't worry I won't just take you out for dough****
He has a gun
I'd like to return this couch I'm not satisfied with it
You wanna return this couch
It's cut in half
That's what I'm telling you Did you cut this couch in half
It's crazy it is cut in half
I don't understand
This couch is cut in half
I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half
We can't accept it in this condition
Well I can't accept it in this condition
You're saying this couch was delivered to you like this
Look I'm a reasonable man
I will accept store credit
I'll give you store credit in the amount of four dollars 4
I will take it
