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Are you looking at naked tribeswomen
No look
That's a pig
I know But look at the knobs on it
Emily's cousin kicked me out
What Why
When you sublet from your wife's cousin
Then you divorce sometimes the cousin wants his apartment back
Didn't you sign a lease
Who needs a lease when it's family
You can stay with us
Anything you need
But you have to let us know when you feel better
So we can make fun of your hair
You got it
Thanks I really appreciate this I'm going to get packing again
I've been moving around so much that I feel like a nomad
What He thought you said gonad
Oh Larry
Do health inspectors work on commission
No bribes
It's okay to laugh I was just kidding
I don't get violations You could eat beans off that floor
But don't because that'd be a violation
Yummy
Yeah I'd let him check out my kitchen floor
A ninety eight 98
I deducted two points for not wearing your hat
That is a Section 5 violation
Now look Larry honey
I wrote the book on Section 5
You only need to wear it in the kitchen
Where's your hat ln the kitchen I'll get it
There's the two points
You should really read that book you wrote
You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew she'd go in hatless to get it
You could have your own health inspector detective show
I don't know about that
But then I could be your sidekick Voonda
Maybe I could ask Voonda to dinner sometime
She would love that
I'll call you
He's so funny
Thank you
How's Ross doing since all the Emily stuff
He's not great
But he's dealing with it Wait you're not
I can't get started with all that Ross stuff again
He'll be screwed up for a long time
Besides I don't go for guys right after they get divorced
Right you only go for them five minutes before they get married
Two pounds of mocha java It's Danny
Are you going to go out again
I don't know He hasn't called since we went out
I see him in the hallway We flirt I'm all：
Wow thirsty
I'm having a party on Saturday Sort of a housewarming thing
Fun Great
I'm looking forward to it
See you
So I guess we won't be warming his house
All right I see what he's doing
He's not asking me out because he wants me to ask him out
And you won't do that
That's right
Because that would give him the control
So now he comes up with this I've got a party thing
To get me to hint for an invitation
Blew up in his face didn't it
So there is no party
No there's a party There's a party
But the power
That is still up for grabs
You follow me
I think so
So he won't invite you to his party because he likes you
Exactly
Then why didn't he invite me
To throw me off
I love what you've done with the place
I know it's a lot of boxes
I appreciate you letting me stay here Not a problem
Since you'll be here a while
We could put your name on the answering machine
But I kind of already jazzed it up a little
Check it out
We will
We will call you back
Pretty cool
You're fake laughing too right The tears are real
You look beautiful this evening
Show me the badge again
Shiny
You mind if I wash up Who knows where these have been
You are just nonstop
We're out of here Why
I saw 1 0 violations I'm shutting this place down
You have the power to do that This does
What are you doing
Nothing
You built a fort didn't you
Kind of
Oh my God The air purifier Ross' air purifier
All I heard for four years through college was
You should have gone out once in a while
I hate this thing Come on Chandler
Ross is our friend He needs us right now
So why don't you be a grownup and come watch TV in the fort
Can't believe that Larry closed down Churman's I love that place
You should have heard about all their violations
Larry said that they should call it Vermin's
That guy just plain kills me
I wanted to invite you to the party
Thanks I'll try to stop by
Actually I think I'm going to be busy
You are
Remember I've got that gala
What's the gala for
It's a regatta gala
Do you sail
No but I support it
I hope I see you tomorrow night Take care
Walked right into that one didn't he
What one
You wanted him to invite you and he did
He waited until the last minute So if I said yes
He'd know I had nothing better to do than wait for his invitation
But I said no
Which puts me back in the driver's seat
Ball
No there's no ball
Hey Phoebe you want to join us
Oh sure yeah Where is this from It's from Sun Ling's
Oh Larry just told me something about Sun Ling
Oh no thank you
Joey please
Sorry
Hello children
You want to play some foosball Please
We moved the table into my room because of all the boxes
Come on
I have one question
What is the deal with this
Bye bye little puppet Joey hand
No the quiet down thing
You mean this
I don't know how much more I can take
Did you know he taped over my Baywatch tape with a show about bugs
My God
What if that had been p**n A
All right this may be tough
But it's Ross I survived college with him
I guess I can hold out a little longer
Let's have a game
Fellas
So he's out of here
Got anything to eat I went to Jono's and it was closed
I took Larry there but it was all violated so we shut it down
If this guy keeps closing our favorite places where will we eat
I don't know Clean places
Yum
It's Danny
Don't let him in I'm supposed to be at a gala
We'll be right there Can't you say it's later
What kind of a regatta gala starts at night
The fake kind
I need a ladle You got a ladle We have a ladle
See you at the party
You know what Larry would say He'd saySee you ladle
I'm done You want anything Sports International
Apartment listings
I'll take sports
Mine
All right international
That's mine too
I'm ltalian
I could check apartment listings though there's never anything here
Not even on page seven 7
You're right Here's an affordable place
Two bedroom close to work It's available in five weeks
What about that circled one
It's kind of expensive for a studio
But it's available now
Isn't it
Yes it is
Let's go look at it
There we go
Guys would you chip in for some new air filters for the purifier
I mean after all we are all using it
Let's go quicker
Oh my God
That's great So you can cook while in the tub
Somebody was using his head
Let's check out the rest of the place
I think this is it
I don't know Maybe we should keep looking
But this place is available now
You don't want to be stuck with us for five weeks
So you think I should take this place
It's perfect
How about you
Kitchen slash bathroom
I see what you guys are saying
I'll go downstairs and fill out an application
We are bad people
Could we get a bathtub in our kitchen
Ready for dinner
Absolutely Great
You wanted to go to the ltalian place on Bleecker St
I love that place
So no
How about Mama Lozetti's
Sure
How long has that milk been sitting out
No this place is totally healthy
Because I was thirsty for milk you know
Okay let's go
Hey buddy
Health Code 1 1 B requires that refuse be taken out the back exit 11B
But then I have to go all the way around
So you choose convenience over health
Would you be interested in a free coffee
Stop Larry
Can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy
It was exciting at first
But now it's like so where are we going to eat ever
I suppose I could give him a warning
Thank you
Go go
If after dinner you still need to bust someone
I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose
Maybe we did good helping Ross get back on his feet
That was a nice place
No closet space but he could hang his stuff out the window in a bag
What do we do
I don't know
Maybe pizza
About Ross
It's the apartment manager Ross put us as references
Ross is the greatest guy He's very reliable
Of course he has a big huge dog that barks into the night
Well who doesn't love dogs
He's a tap dancer
Yes some would say that is a lost art
He's a pimp
There you go He's a pimp
He's a big tap dancing pimp
Okay honey I'm ready What are you doing
I am going to wander into the party and I will be all you know：
L don't need this I'm coming from a regatta gala
Did you get this out of a book
Monica honey this is as real as it gets
This is never going to work He's right there
Just go say hi
I have to go downstairs and back up as if I'm coming home from the gala
So just go distract him But don't be sexy
What's going on
This is a great party Great food
So
What's this
Salad
And what's this
Bread
Aren't you a chef
Right tonight was your party
You look great I'm glad you made it
Well you know the gala had to end sometime
Don't go anywhere I'll be right back
Whose court is the ball in now
I thought there wasn't a ball
Come on He's glad I came He doesn't want me to go anywhere
This is my friend Tom
This is the girl I told you about
Come on You telling people about me
I think you two could really hit it off
I'm gonna go mingle
So you work at Bloomingdale's My mom calls it Bloomies
At ease soldier
I'm sorry
You can just drop the act I know what's going on
You're Danny's wingman right
You guys are best buds frat bros
I'm going to go talk to a friend
Yeah you go talk to your friend
Go tell himNice try
He just keeps lobbing them up
And I keep knocking them right out of the park
I think I need a drink
Ninety eight 98
Ninety nine 99
One hundred 100
Okay Go
Dude I'm telling you I'm fine
Here we go here we go
So I didn't get that apartment Some problem with my application
You're kidding
But Phoebe said I could stay at her place for a while so
Well you can't stay with Phoebe We're roomies
You don't need me taking up all your space
We got plenty of space There's still some by that speaker
Please just stay
Are you sure
Definitely You have to stay
So I'm a pimp huh
It's okay
Sometimes I can be a pain in the a*s
But just talk to me Tell me if something bothers you
And I'll do everything I can to keep my annoying habits just
Well I see you've had a very productive day
The cowboy hat's a little much
Come on it's fun
All right
Isn't this a woman's hat
Stop talking crazy and make us tea
