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Here’s the Strangest Jimmy John’s
There is the smiling Nigerian
An aura of peace enhanced by
Love written on his little necklace
How is he the only person working?
Slinging meat and cheese
The grin never wavers
Even when the fat lady shouts where’s the napkins
And the line stretches to the dumb stuff on the wall
Fat’s not a nice word, but I am just an impartial observer here at
Strange Jimmy John’s
“My sweet Jesus, my rock, my lord”
Is on the speakers
floating down from Heaven
At odds with the vomit smell of baked bread
Speaking of the bread
I get the sandwich
But first let’s talk about how he
Whips back and forth from making orders
To taking orders
Punching the buttons with his knuckles
Because there’s no time for new gloves
That bread
The softest I’ve had at this slick chain
But the roast beef tastes like
It was dipped in honey
And the pickles I added as an after
thought
Don’t crunch but slime
In the back near the restroom
A man coughs and beats at the heart attack
Clanking in his chest
,and I pour ice into a souvenir
Replica of Dave Barry’s 50 Rules for Dating my Daughter
I heard the owner of Jimmy John’s
Jimmy we’ll call him
Shoots wild animals like baby giraffes
“He fills me up, he moves me, he comforts me”
There are shallots and peppers and carrots
That I guess come standard on these things here at
Strange Jimmy John’s
A child screams in a bed of lettuce
Laid out on a table
On its own
The line is gone now
But the sandwich man’s teeth still shine
Like God's ivory
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