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Yeah, I remember those days when I was young and kinda dumb
I thought I would never age, spending every month
Telling mum I would better my grades
But she always found an F on my page
'Cause I was too busy back then disobeying the law makers
Answering the register with a mouthful of jaw breakers
With a whole class that envied me 'cause I was the guy
That was selling these penny sweets for double the price
Stuffing coppers in my jam jar from flogging all the Wham Bars
Swearing I was saving up for Michael Knight's black car
Around the time I was trying to be Power Rangers
I was trying to reach that he Man "I have the power" status
With a pocket full of sherbet dip, mocking his nervous twitch
A teacher whose breath smelt like coffee with a turd in it
We took in a word of nothing he said
Looking like he just stuck on Worzel Gummage's heads
(That was) Back in the day
I'm talking back in the days, man
With 501s and Ray-Bans, that was
Back in the day
Before they turned Marathons into Snickers
And you wore Wallabies or Kickers
Back in the day
You either read the Beano or the Dandy
With a mouthful of poppin' candy
Back in the day
Seb Coe and Steve Cram would do the distance
And shell suits was the business
Remember that, boys?
Yeah, I remember them days when I was young and kinda dumb
I thought I would never age
Mum knew I was a screw-up when I said I would change
But noticed hardly any effort was made
'Cause back when B.A. Baracus said he pitied the fool
I used to think it was cool to sell liquorice at school
And while Lion-O was yelling out Thundercats, hoo
I was getting rid of bon bons for double that dough
Sugar 'round the mouth with a face full of gelatine
As soon as class started, we couldn't wait for the bell to ring
Especially me 'cause I was finding my bread
Setting up my own tuck shop behind the bike shed
Wasn't playing stuck in the mud or hopscotch like you're supposed to do
Now I was shifting these gobstoppers and cola cubes
Long after Mallet's mallet was overused
And the Coca-Cola yo-yo challenge was known to rule
(That was) Back in the day
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Smurfs went universal
(That was) Back in the day
I ain't forgot about Splinter or playing knock down ginger, remember?
Back in the day
Spitting Image needs a mention
And can't forget Desmond's
Back in the day
The first time we heard about them Jordan's
And Adidas Torsions
When mum kept telling me it ain't real
And I would ask if she could get me into Grange Hill
I was thinking she's lying though
While I envisioned I should own a Blue Peter badge
Right after visiting Biker Grove
I swore these pear drops would help me get there somehow
Long after Pat Sharp was yelling welcome to the Fun House
If they didn't work, lemon drops would have to do instead
To help save the Daylight Banana Man and Super Ted
Man, I had crazy plans to sell enough
I could enter Whacky Racers with the A-Team van
I couldn't see back then, but those were dreams back then
But in so many ways, life was so sweet back then
(That was) Back in the day
You remember Donkey Kong and Double Dragon
And corduroys were the fashion
Back in the day
When a fascinating feature was having air bubbles in your sneaker
Back in the day
Making shake a Nesquik and go play your Scalextric
Back in the day
Going to school discos with your hair full of grease
And some flares in your jeans
What? You're talking way, way, way, way back in the day
You know what? In a way, I'm glad we're not back in those days, man
Why's that? 'Cause we need to move forward?
No, 'cause judging from these pictures, mate, you look like a complete muppet back then
Oh, very funny mate
