笨小笨Hey I Don’t Work Here (Explicit)歌词由Tom Cardy演唱，出自专辑《Big Dumb Idiot (Explicit)》，下面是《Hey I Don’t Work Here (Explicit)》完整版歌词！
Hey I Don’t Work Here (Explicit)歌词完整版
Hey I Don't Work Here - Tom Cardy
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Saturday morning comes and goes without too much on my mind
星期六的早晨来去匆匆 没有太多烦心事
Except maybe lunch
也许午餐除外
I walk down to the shops just to move
我步行去商店 只为活动一下
Feel a bit rough from last night
从昨晚开始 我感觉有一点不舒服
I may have drunk a bit too much
也许我喝了太多的酒
A lady in the supermarket approaches way too fast
超市里的一位女士迅速靠近
And her eyes are intense
她流露出迫切的眼神
And she spits a little bit when she asks
她开口询问的时候唾沫横飞
"Where do you keep the pasta"
请问意大利面在哪里
"I dunno aisle three"
我不知道 可能在第三排吧
"Well can you get it for me"
那你可以帮我拿一下吗
I just want a Gatorade but she rolls her eyes
我只想买瓶佳得乐饮料 但她翻了个白眼
So I kind of lose it
所以我有点气急败坏
Hey I don't work here
嘿 我不在这里工作
And if I did I would not sell you ****
就算我在这里工作 我也什么都不会卖给你
Hey I don't work here
嘿 我不在这里工作
But maybe I should
但也许我应该在这里工作
That way I could hide all of the things you want from you
这样我就可以把你想买的东西全部藏起来
Hey I don't work here
嘿 我不在这里工作
But if I did
但如果我在这里工作
Would I be wearing a dirty white singlet
你觉得我还会穿一件白背心吗
Ya fool
傻瓜
Hey I don't work here
嘿 我不在这里工作
But maybe I should
但也许我应该在这里工作
"Silly me I've had the pasta all along
我真傻 意大利面一直在我这里啊
**** you"
去你的
I don't work here
我不在这里工作
I don't work here
我不在这里工作
Bah
Saturday arvo comes and goes and I'm feelin' pretty great
星期六的下午来去匆匆 我感觉神清气爽
I made a middle-aged woman cry today
今天我惹哭了一位中年女性
Walkin' on the hot sand of Bondi Beach
漫步在邦迪海滩灼热的沙子上
I take a rest in the lifeguard tower shade
我在救生员瞭望塔投下的影子里休息片刻
My foresight readies me for melee
我有种预感 一场近身搏斗即将到来
A man runs from the surf and approaches way too fast
一个男人从海浪里跑出来 以飞快的速度靠近
With a bluebottle across his chest
他的胸口趴着一只僧帽水母
He shakes me as he asks
他一边晃我 一边呼救
"You've gotta save my kid"
你一定要救救我的孩子
"I can't really swim"
可我不会游泳啊
"What kind of lifeguard are you then"
那你算哪门子救生员
I'm just here to take a nap
我只是想在这里打个盹
But he rolls his eyes so I kind of snap
但他翻了个白眼 所以我爆发了
Hey I don't work here
嘿 我不在这里工作
And if I did I would not save your kid
就算我在这里工作 我也不会救你的孩子
Hey I don't work here
嘿 我不在这里工作
But maybe I should
但也许我应该在这里工作
That way I could help relieve that nasty sting for you
这样我就可以帮你减轻蜇伤造成的痛苦
Hey I don't work here
嘿 我不在这里工作
But if I did
但如果我在这里工作
Would I make a racecar out of sand then fall asleep
你觉得我还会用沙子做一辆赛车 然后原地睡觉吗
Hey I don't work here
嘿 我不在这里工作
But maybe I should maybe I should maybe I should
但也许我应该在这里工作 也许我应该这么做
"Should do what
应该做什么
Save my son"
救我的孩子吗
"No get a job"
不是 应该去找个班上
"What about my son
那我儿子怎么办
He's drowning"
他掉水里了
"Your son's fine he just swims weird
你儿子没事 他只是游泳姿势很奇怪而已
And you shouldn't hold that against him"
你不该因为这种事生他的气
"Oh my God thank you I can't begin to
天啊太感谢你了 我都不知道
He's gone"
他沉下去了
Saturday night comes and goes without too much on my mind
星期六的夜晚来去匆匆 没有太多烦心事
Just kickin' a ball down the street
我在街上踢球玩
I give it too much juice
不小心用力过猛
And it flies over the fence of my local NASA compound
球越过了栅栏 飞进了我们这的NASA办公区
Just bear with me
请听我慢慢道来
Guards are all passed out
保安全都晕了过去
It seems there's been a planned attack
似乎发生了一场计划性袭击
The alarm is blaring loud but I'm the only one intact
警铃狂响 但我是现场唯一一个没受伤的人
I try to phone for help but unfortunately
我想打电话求救 但很不凑巧
There's an alien transmitting itself to NASA's screens specifically
这时有个外星人把自己投影到了NASA的屏幕上
"Give us your planet"
把地球交出来
"Okay I don't let me find someone alright just relax"
那个我不是 我去找工作人员来哈 别激动
"Give us your planet"
把地球交出来
"I I I said okay
我 我都说了 行吧
We're under attack"
我们受到了攻击
"Give us your planet"
把地球交出来
"Okay I don't have the authority to do that"
我没有这个权力
I just came to get my ball
我只是过来捡个球而已
But it's been a long day
但今天已经太过漫长
So I speak for us all
所以我就替大家说了
"Ladies and gentlemen we are reporting live across the globe
女士们先生们 我们在地球另一边为您实况报道
Alarming news as extraterrestrial life has issued a statement of war to Planet Earth"
紧急新闻 地外生命已向地球宣战
War
宣战
"The alien transmission technology has left all
外星传输技术导致信号接收端
But one individual incapacitated within the transmission receiving point
除一名人员以外的所有人员失去反抗能力
A NASA space compound located in Sydney Australia"
事发地点位于澳大利亚悉尼一处NASA办公区
Australia
澳大利亚
The time has come
终于到了这一刻
And humankind can do nothing more than pray and watch on
人类无能为力 只能一边祈祷一边眼睁睁看着
As the diplomat for Planet Earth responds with what we can only imagine
地球大使作出回应 我们在此只能想象
As an articulate plea for peace and mercy
大使口齿清晰地乞求和平与怜悯的画面
Hey I don't work here
嘿 我不在这里工作
And if I did
但如果我在这里工作
I would not surrender ****
我绝对不会投降
Hey I don't work here
嘿 我不在这里工作
But maybe I should
但也许我应该在这里工作
That way I could take a trip to Mars and strangle you
这样我就能跑去火星掐死你
Hey I don't work here
嘿 我不在这里工作
But if I did
但如果我在这里工作
Do you think the President of Earth has a ******* mullet
你觉得地球总统会顶着一个鲻鱼头吗
Hey I don't work here
嘿 我不在这里工作
But maybe I should
但也许我应该在这里工作
That way I could put my planetary fist in you
这样我就可以朝你挥舞流星拳
That way I could teach your kid to drown in front of you
这样我就可以教你的孩子在你面前沉入水底
That way I could hide all of the linguine from you
这样我就可以把所有意大利扁面条藏起来 让你永远也找不到
