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Dad Jokes and Puns for kids
Cheesy Funny Time 1
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear. (drizzeli)
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they are too transparent. (transPArent)
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
How does the ocean say hi? It waves.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Why was the computer cold? It left its windows open.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
ok then, now it's your turn. repeat and finish the jokes.