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These were expensive and he'll grow out of them
In 20 minutes but I couldn't resist
Look at these
Hey Ben
Just do it
Oh my God
Was that too much pressure for him
Ls he hungry already I guess so
You know it's
Something funny about sneakers I'll be right back
I gotta get one too
Hey what are you guys doing
We're just hanging out by the spoons
Ladle
Will you guys grow up
This is the most beautiful thing in the world
Yeah we know But there's a baby sucking on it
This is my son having lunch okay It'll happen a lot so get used to it
If you're uncomfortable just ask questions
Carol's fine with it
Carol
I'm wondering could Joey ask you a question about breast feeding
Sure
Does it hurt
It did at first but not anymore
Chandler
So how often can you do it
As much as he needs
If he blows into one does the other one get bigger
Any muffins left Yeah I forget which ones
You're busy I'll get it
Anyone else want one No thanks
You're losing your apron Let me get it
There you go Thank you
What a *****
I have a friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting
And he wants to abuse his discount
Anyone want to come take advantage of it
I have to take my grandmother to the vet
I'll go with you Great
And hello to the rest
You can't go shopping with her What about Rachel
Will it be a problem
You're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie
It's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship
Monica she will kill you
She will kill you like a dog in the street
So Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow
It's actually not that big a deal
It's a big deal to me This is great
I really appreciate this
You're welcome
Bijan for men
Bijan for men
Hey Annabel Hey Joey
Did you hear about the new guy
Nobody knows his name Me and the girls call him The Hombre Man
Hombre
What's he doing in my section
I guess he doesn't know
Well he's gonna
I'll see you a little later okay
Hey how you doing
Mornin'
Listen I know you're new
But it's understood that everything
From young men's to the escalator is my territory
Your territory
Bijan for men No thanks
Hombre
Yeah all right
You were saying
Phoebe listen You were with me and we were shopping all day
We shopped and we had lunch
What did I have
You had a salad No wonder I don't feel full
Hi What's up
I went shopping with Monica and I had a salad
Good Pheebs What'd you buy
We went shopping for
For
For fur
You went shopping for fur
And then I realized that l'm against that
So then we bought some
Boobs
You bought boobs
Bras
We bought bras
We bought bras
Bijan for men
Bijan for men
Bijan for
Hey Annabel
Actually I sort of have plans
You ready Annabel
You bet
Maybe some other time
It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne
Bijan for men
Bijan for men
And this is Funny Clown
It's only for after his naps not before or he won't sleep
We've been through this before We have a good time
We laugh we play It's like we're father and son
Don't look so surprised I'm a lovely person
This is so cute
I got that for him
My Mommies Love Me
That's clever
Oh hi Jul
Hi Jew
Okay sure
That'd be great See you then Bye
Did you just say Hi Jew
Yes I did
That was my friend Eddie Moskowitz
Yeah he likes it Reaffirms his faith
Ben dinner
Thanks Aunt Pheebs
Did you microwave that You can't do that to breast milk
What did you just do
It's breast milk
So
Phoebe that is juice squeezed from a person
What is the big deal
What did you just do
Can people stop drinking the breast milk
You won't even taste it
Not even if you just pretend it's milk
Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it
Where is everybody At the park Where have you been
Just out
Had some lunch Just me A little quality time with me
Thanks for your jacket No problem
You can borrow it by the way
Here are your keys honey
If you were at lunch alone how come it cost you 53
You know what probably happened
Someone stole my credit card
And put the receipt back in your pocket
That is an excellent excellent question
That is excellent
What's with you Who did you have lunch with
Judy Who
Jody
You were with Julie
Because she was my brother's girlfriend
And then one thing led to another
And before I knew it we were
Shopping
Oh my God
Wait we only did it once
It meant nothing to me
Really I was thinking of you the whole time
Look I'm sorry all right I never meant for you to find out
Oh please Please You wanted to get caught
That is not true
So you just happened to leave it in here
Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid
Okay I just have to know one thing
Did you go to Bloomingdale's
Okay I just really need to not be with you right now
Hi who's this
Hi Joanne Is Rachel working It's Monica
Yes I know I did a horrible thing
Joanne it's not as simple as all that
No I don't care what Steve thinks Hi Steve
How did we do
I tasted Ben's milk and Ross freaked out
I did not freak out
Why'd you freak out Because it's breast milk
It's gross
My breast milk is gross
This should be fun
There's nothing wrong with it
I just don't think breast milk is for adults
Of course the packaging does appeal to grownups and kids
Don't be silly I've tried it It's no big deal
Just taste it
That would be no
Come on Try it
It's natural
It doesn't taste bad
Yeah it tastes kind of sweet Sort of like
Like what
Cantaloupe juice
Exactly
You've tasted it
Oh you've tasted it
You can keep saying it but it won't stop being true
Give me the bottle
Get me the towel
Howdy
Give me a box of juice
Well they switched me over to Hombre
Maybe it's because of the way you're dressed
Or this guy's doing so good they want to put more people on it
This guy goes through two bottles a day now
What do you care
You're an actor This is your day job It's nothing
I know but I was the best
You know I liked being the best
Maybe I should get out of the game
They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese
Say you do that
Sooner or later somebody will come along that slices a better cheddar
Then where you gonna run
You're right
I say you show him what you're made of Stand your ground
Show him that you're the baddest Hombre west of the lingerie
I'm gonna do it All right
Now go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker
I don't know what to say
That's good because I'm not listening
I feel terrible I really do
I'm sorry Did my back hurt your knife
Say that I'm friends with her Is that so terrible
It's that terrible You don't get it
It's bad enough she stole the guy
Who may be the person l'm supposed to be with
But now
She's actually
But now she's actually stealing you
What are you talking about
Nobody could steal me from you
Because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you
You're my
And we're
Oh I love you I love you too
You guys I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me
But I love you guys too
I really needed that
I know that right now
But she didn't do anything wrong
She's just a girl who met a guy and now they go out
I think that if you gave her a chance you'd like her
Will you give it a chance
For me
I'd do anything for you you know that
I'd do anything for you
Wait wait wait
Mornin'
I said mornin'
I heard you
All right everybody I'm opening the doors
You boys ready
Ready
Yeah l'm ready
You idiot You stupid cowboy
You've blinded me I'm suing
Oh my God Todd What the hell did you do
Sorry I'm such a doofus
I'm so sorry I'm so sorry
My God what happened
These new kids they never last
Sooner or later they all
What do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now
Sure
I just thought we should hang out
I mean you know we've never really talked
I guess you'd know that being one of the two of us
I know
I probably shouldn't even tell you this
But l'm pretty much totally intimidated by you
Really
Me
Oh my God are you kidding
Ross is so crazy about you
And I really wanted you to like me and l
It's probably me just being totally paranoid
But I kind of got the feeling that maybe you don't
Well you're not totally paranoid
When you and Ross first started going out
It was really hard for me
For many reasons of which l'm not gonna bore you with now
I see how happy he is and how good you guys are together
And Monica's always saying how nice you are
And God I hate it when she's right
Thanks
Would you like to go to a movie sometime or something
Yeah that'd be great I'd love it
I'd love it too
Shoot I gotta go
So I'll talk to you later All right Julie
What a manipulative *****
It's not bad
