笨小笨Black & White (Live)歌词由Laff House&Tu Rae Gordon演唱，出自专辑《Laff House Live Comedy Album》，下面是《Black & White (Live)》完整版歌词！
Black & White (Live)歌词完整版
What's your boyfriend? Motherfuck, we're doing it tonight, me and you. I don't give a shit. I'm going to be mad. I'm going to fucking angry, because I'll tell you what. I'm mad at women right now.
My girlfriend kicked me the fuck out of the house a few weeks ago. That sucks. I was homeless, man. Homeless. You ever been homeless for even a few minutes? Homeless sucks for anybody. But I'm fat. And when you're fat and homeless, it really sucks, because no one fucking believes you.
I'd be out there begging like, please help sir, I'm so hungry. Like, shut the fuck up. Are you kidding? What are you hungry for more? She kicked me out of her bullshit. She's making fun of her clothes. She kicked me the fuck out.
Some bullshit at your boyfriend? What would he have to do for you to kick him the fuck out? Fuck somebody else? Yeah, right? That's some real shit. He fucks him out as you kick him out. That's fine. I made fun of my girl's fucking clothes.
She was wearing some funny shit. My girl was wearing a sleeveless turtleneck. That shit's funny. Gets a nice shirt, but doesn't make fucking sense. You know what I mean? Turtlenecks are to keep warm last time I checked.
And all this shit was toasty as hell. Warm, sweaty, peaked. But her arms were fucked up, like goosebumps and shiver like a wet chihuahuan shit. I was like, hey, nice shirt, stupid. Listen. After dinner, why don't we go to the mall and get you a nice pair of snow pants shorts to go with that outfit.
Then we'll throw on some open -toed snow boots to finish it off. You fucking dummy. You're a dummy. What the fuck is wrong with you? Fucking homeless. I gotta stay with my fucking friends. Never stayed at a friend's house, fellas.
And if you do, stay with a single friend. Don't be hanging out with your friends when they got girl friends and shit living there, or wives and shit. I say to my buddy, his girlfriend and him live together, he let me stay for a few nights.
And that shit is uncomfortable. Because when a couple let you stay over, they don't want to fuck in front of you. You know what I mean? Like when you're in the house, they feel awkward like you're going to hear and shit.
Oh, there are four nights. First two nights, they didn't do nothing. I was listening. They didn't do shit. I had the fucking glass and all that shit. These bitches ain't doing nothing. Fucking fourth night, man.
They couldn't wait no more. I'm on the couch, bedroom's right there. Er -ee -er -ee -er -ee -er -ee -er -ee. Do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do. Er -ee -er -ee -er -ee -er. Oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck. These two are fucking right over my face.
