Surf Instructor歌词-SAD DADS

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Well I’m a Jack of all trades

Master of none

You can hand me scrap metal

I’ll fashion a gun

You can give me your oven

I’ll bake you a bun

on a rainy day

Well I’ll be your sun

But there’s one thing that I don’t know how to do

I’m like a pirate ship

Without a crew

I’m a surf instructor

But I don’t know how to swim

I’m a surf instructor

But I don’t know how to swim

Everybody says I’ve got it all

I’m a whizz with a hammer

I can rocket a ball

I could have painted that ceiling

‘Cuz I’m cracked at art

Contemplating existence

I’m prime Descartes

But there’s one that I don’t know to do

I’m like a submarine without a roof

I’m a surf instructor

But I don’t know how to swim

I’m a surf instructor

But I don’t know how to -

I’m a god at chess

And I can cut hair

I’ve been to war

I can build a rocking chair

At the bowling alley

Im all strikes no spares

I'm telepathic

I could fly for Ryanair

Yeah I can race cars

And I can stack shelves

I'm magic like Santa

I’ve got my own elves

Yeah I can fix sinks

I brew beer in kegs

I'm like lieutenant Dan

I haven’t got my sea legs

I'm a surf instructor

But I don’t know how to swim

I'm a surf instructor

But I don’t know how to swim

I'm a surf instructor

But I don’t know how to swim

I'm a surf instructor

But I don’t know how to swim

I'm a surf instructor

But I don’t know how to swim

I'm a surf instructor

But I don’t know how to swim

I'm a surf instructor

But I don’t know how to swim

I'm a surf instructor

But I don’t know how to swim

I'm a surf instructor

But I don’t know how to swim

I'm a surf instructor

But I don’t know how to swim

I'm a surf instructor

But I don’t know how to swim