笨小笨Harper Valley P.T.A.歌词由Sterling Cooper演唱，出自专辑《Mad Men Soundtrack (Music Inspired from the TV Show)》，下面是《Harper Valley P.T.A.》完整版歌词！
Harper Valley P.T.A.歌词完整版
Harper Valley P.T.A. - Knightsbridge
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I want to tell you all a story
我想给大家讲个故事
'Bout a Harper Valley widowed wife
一个在HarperValley的寡妻
Who had a teenage daughter
她有一个十几岁的女儿
Who attended Harper Valley Junior High
谁上过HarperValley初中
Well her daughter came home one afternoon
一天下午她女儿回家
And didn't even stop to play
甚至没有停下脚步
She said Mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley P T A
她说妈妈我收到一封来自HarperValley的信
The note said
纸条上写着
Mrs Johnson you're wearing your dresses way too high
约翰逊夫人你的裙子太高了
It's reported you've been drinking and a-runnin'
据报道你喝了酒又逃跑
'Round with men and going wild
身边跟着男人疯狂无比
And we don't believe you ought to be bringing up
我们不相信你应该提起
Your little girl this way
你的小姑娘在这边
It was signed by the secretary Harper Valley P T A
上面签字的是HarperValley的部长
Well it happened that the P T A was gonna meet that very afternoon
恰好就在那个下午警察就要来见我
They were sure surprised
他们都很惊讶
When Mrs Johnson wore her mini-skirt into the room
当约翰逊夫人穿着她的迷你裙走进房间
And as she walked up to the blackboard
当她走向黑板时
I still recall the words she had to say
我依然记得她对我说的话
She said I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley P T A
她说我想在HarperValleyP.T.A的会议上发言
Well there's Bobby Taylor sittin'there
鲍比·泰勒坐在那里
And seven times he's asked me for a date
Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away
当他不在的时候泰勒夫人肯定会用很多钻石
And Mr Baker can you tell us
贝克先生你能否告诉我们
Why your secretary had to leave this town
为何你的秘书要离开这个小镇
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down
寡妇琼斯不该被告知把窗帘拉下来吗
Well Mr Harper couldn't be here
Harper先生不能来这里
'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
因为他又在Kelly's酒吧待了太久
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath
如果你闻到雪莉·汤普森的气息
You'll find she's had a little nip of gin
你会发现她喝了一点杜松子酒
Then you have the nerve to tell me you think
你还好意思说你觉得
That as a mother I'm not fit
作为一个母亲我不合适
Well this is just a little Peyton Place
这只是一个小小的佩顿广场
And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites
你们都是HarperValley的伪君子
No I wouldn't put you on because it really did
我不会骗你因为我真的骗了你
It happened just this way
就这样发生了
The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P T A
那天我妈妈带着枪去了HarperValley
The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P T A
那天我妈妈带着枪去了HarperValley
