笨小笨Help I’m A Rock/Transylvania Boogie (Live)歌词由Frank Zappa&The Mothers Of Invention演唱，出自专辑《Live in New York (Live)》，下面是《Help I’m A Rock/Transylvania Boogie (Live)》完整版歌词！
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Help I'm a rock help I'm a rock help I'm a rock
Ahahahahahahaaa
Help I'm a rock help I'm a rock help I'm a rock
Somebody please please
Help I'm a rock help I'm a rock
Wow man it's a drag being a rock
Help I'm a rock
I wish I was anything but a rock
Heck I'd even like to be a policeman
Hey you know what you know maybe if I practised you know
Maybe if I passed my driving test
I could get a gig drivin' that bus and pick some freaks up
In front of Ben Franks right
Help I'm a cop help I'm a cop help I'm a cop
Help I'm a rock
Help I'm a cop help I'm a cop
It's a drag being a cop I think I'd rather be the mayor
Always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up you know
Always wondered whether or not whether or not I could make it
You know in society because
You know it's a drag when you're rejected
So I tore the cover off a book of matches and I sent in
And I got this letter back that said UHU AHA
It can't happen here
It can't happen here
I'm telling you my dear
That it can't happen here
Because I been checkin' it out baby
I checked it out a couple a times hmmmmmmmm
And I'm telling you
It can't happen here
Oh darling it's important that you believe me
Bop bop bop bop
That it can't happen here
Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in Kansas
Kansas Kansas tototototodo
Kansas Kansas tototototodo
Kansas Kansas
Who could imagine that they would freak out in Minnesota
Mimimimimimimi Minnesota Minnesota Minnesota
Who could imagine
Who could imagine
That they would freak out in Washington D C
D C D C D C D C D C
It can't happen here
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
It can't happen here
It can't happen here
Everybody's safe and it can't happen here
No freaks for us
It can't happen here
Everybody's clean and it can't happen here
No no it won't happen here
I'm telling you it can't
It won't happen here
Bop bop didi bop didi bop bop bop
Plastic folks you know
It won't happen here
You're safe mama
You're safe baby
You just cook a TV dinner
And you make it
Bop bop bop
No no no no
Oh we're gonna get a TV dinner and cook it up
Go get a TV dinner and cook it up
Cook it up
Oh and it won't happen here
No no no no no no no no no no no
Man you guys are really safe
Everything's cool
Who could imagine
Who could imagine
That they would freak out in the suburbs
I remember
Tu tu
I remember
Tu tu
I remember
Tu tu
They had a swimming pool
I remember
Tu tu
I remember
Tu tu
They had a swimming pool
I remember
Tu tu
I remember
Tu tu
They had a swimming pool
And they thought it couldn't happen here
Duh duh duh duh duh
They knew it couldn't happen here
They were so sure it couldn't happen here
But
Suzie
Yes yes yes I've always felt that
Yes I agree man it really makes it yeah
It's a real THING man
And it really makes it
Makes it
Suzie you just got to town
And we've been we've been very interested
In your development
Forget it
Hmmmmmmmmm
It can't happen here
