笨小笨Seltzer Boy (Original Mix)歌词由Allan Sherman演唱，出自专辑《The Lifetime Award Collection》，下面是《Seltzer Boy (Original Mix)》完整版歌词！
Seltzer Boy (Original Mix)歌词完整版
Seltzer Boy (Original Mix) - Allan Sherman
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Seltzer boy
Seltzer boy
Where are you hiding
你藏在哪里
If you don't come right now
如果你现在不来
I'm gon' tell you boss on you
我要让你见识一下我的厉害
Oy
哦
Don't bring me water
别给我送水来
I rather have seltzer
我宁愿喝苏打水
'Cause water don't bubble
因为水不会沸腾
And water don't fizz
水不会沸腾
Water I hate it
我讨厌那种东西
'Cause it ain't carbonated
因为它没有碳酸气
But a glass of seltzer
但一杯苏打水
On the other hand is
另一方面
Don't bring me Pepsi
别给我带百事可乐
Don't bring me a Kool-Aid
不要给我来饮料
Don't bring a malted
不要带啤酒
And don't bring me champagne
别给我拿香槟来
I'll tell you what boy
我告诉你小子
Bring me one scotch and soda
给我来一杯威士忌加苏打
Then you'll take back the scotch boy
然后你会收回那瓶威士忌男孩
And leave the 2 cents plain
把2分钱都留下
Seltzer boy
Seltzer boy
When are you coming
你什么时候来
If don't bring that seltzer
如果不带苏打水来
I'm gon' tell Mister Meltzer on you
我会告诉Meltzer先生你的事
Seltzer boy
Seltzer boy
That's better could you put in a little chocolate sauce
这样更好你能不能加点巧克力酱
