笨小笨I Want a Casting Couch for Christmas歌词由Kay Martin&Her Body Guards演唱，出自专辑《Oldies Selection: I Know What He Wants for Christmas... but I Don’t Know How to Wrap It!》，下面是《I Want a Casting Couch for Christmas》完整版歌词！
I Want a Casting Couch for Christmas歌词完整版
I Want a Casting Couch for Christmas - Kay Martin & Her Bodygaurds
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I want a casting couch for christmas
我想要一张沙发沙发作为圣诞礼物
One to call my very own
一个属于我的人
One on which a girl could retire
一个女孩可以退休的地方
With an occasional piece in front of the fire
偶尔在火堆前吃一片
So santa don't you be a grouch
所以圣诞老人你不要发牢骚
Please send me a casting couch
请送我一个沙发
I've been in nearly ev'ry agent's office
我几乎去过每个经纪人的办公室
I've been to hollywood and back
我去过好莱坞又回来了
My trouble isn't always fallen arches
我的问题并非总是出问题
It's my aching sacroiliac
是我的骶骨疼痛
I want a couch to call my own
我想要一张属于我的沙发
I've come to this decision
我已经下定决心
The only wrestling that i'd see
这是我唯一见过的一场搏斗
Would be on television
会出现在电视上
I want a casting couch for christmas
我想要一张沙发沙发作为圣诞礼物
One to call my very own
一个属于我的人
One that felt real soft to my skin
那种东西让我感觉很柔软
And i could even get a little practice in
我甚至可以练习一下
Cause i don't wanna be a slouch
因为我不想做个没精打采的人
On anybody's casting couch
在任何人的沙发上
My manager's apartment's really soundproof
我经纪人的公寓隔音很好
Believe me you can't hear a single word
相信我你一个字都听不到
Because he's working on a special theory
因为他有一套特别的理论
That girls should be obscene and not heard
One agent had an office
一个探员有一间办公室
That really was appealing
真的很吸引人
He even had a movie script
他甚至有一个电影剧本
Projected on the ceiling
投射在天花板上
I want a casting couch for christmas
我想要一张沙发沙发作为圣诞礼物
One to call my very own
一个属于我的人
My dressing room should be gold starred
我的更衣室应该是金色的星星
So i'll take on all comers with no holds barred
所以我会毫不犹豫地接受所有来客
So santa on this i'll vouch
所以圣诞老人我保证
If you'll bring me a casting couch
如果你给我一个沙发
You'll be surprised how far it gets you
你会惊讶地发现这能让你走多远
If you show a ju some jitsu
如果你让一个ju表演一下柔术
On a casting couch
窝在沙发上
