笨小笨Swimmin’ with the Wimmin’ (2023 Remastered)歌词由George Formby演唱，出自专辑《Essential Classics， Vol. 270: George Formby》，下面是《Swimmin’ with the Wimmin’ (2023 Remastered)》完整版歌词！
Swimmin’ with the Wimmin’ (2023 Remastered)歌词完整版
Swimmin' With The Wimmin' - George Formby
Now every year about July
When summer time canes round
There's lots and lots of people at the seaside to be found
Some play golf or tennis others like to take a rest
But here's the kind of exercise that I enjoy the best
When I go swimmin' with the wimmin'
Ee I do have a real good time
Bobbing up and down in the water
It comes just below my Mason Dixie line
To see them do their exercises
You wouldn't think that half of them were slimming
And when the girls stand up to sneeze
You can see their housemaids knees
If you go swimming with the women
Now even when I am at home
And working day to day
I always do look forward to my half day holiday
The people don't invite me out
They know my half day's mixed
I go out to the baths that day
Because the bathing's mixed
And I go swimming with the women
And I do have a real good time
I go bobbing up and down in the water
With a pretty girl whose name is Adeline
You ought to see her latest bathing costume
It's nothing but a little bit of trimming
And what I took to be her face
Turned out to be a different place
When I went swimming with the women
One day I went in with some of my relations
And someone went and pushed my Uncle Jim in
He came up gasping for his breath
And shouted "What a lovely death
To die when swimming with the women
Once I went swimming with the women
And I did feel a big soft thing
A woman went and fainted in the water
And where she disappeared it left a ring
So I jumped in with nearly all my clothes on
And swam until my eyesight started dimming
And after fighting for my life
I found I'd gone and saved the wife
So I've chucked swimming with the women
